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Angie is a lovely relative. She gave me her laptop because mine is being used by @errissawritesstuff. Now I have free access to her account. Muhahahahahhahahaha!
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To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com From: sammichesforever@gmail.com Subject: Biscuits!!!!!!!!!!!!! John, your wife stole my biscuits. To: sammichesforever@gmail.com From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com Re Subject: Biscuits!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm afraid I don't know what you mean. To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com From: sammichesforever@gmail.com Re Subject: Biscuits!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't play stupid. You know she did. Have her give them back this minute. To: sammichesforever@gmail.com From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com Re Subject: Biscuits!!!!!!!!!!!!! We live too far away for her to give them back "this minute," George. It might be more like, "this year." 📧📧📧 The lovely cover was made by @-IAmTheWalrus-!Complete
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