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Last published Sat, Feb 25, 2017
listen to your least favorite sofa with stuffing made of hate scream and rant and talk about founding fathers, cats, and wizards.
oh and see how long the couch can last without throwing someone out the window
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𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓, 𝐰.𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐥
"𝐢 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐤, 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐤" "@𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐨𝐝'𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐟𝐫🙏🏽" 𝐖𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐞𝐫.𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲! 𝐈𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐲𝐚𝐡 𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐝𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐨-𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐦 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐩𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐥𝐲 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭.
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𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺. 𝘐 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘢 𝘍𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘬 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺. 𝘚𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘳. . . . . . ⚠️𝘍𝘙𝘌𝘌𝘕 𝘨!𝘱⚠️ . . . ⚠️𝘉𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘉𝘌𝘊𝘒𝘠 𝘢𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥!!⚠️ . . . 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘧𝘪𝘢. . . . . . 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰~ . . . ⚠️⚠️🔞𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘴 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦. 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘬.🔞⚠️⚠️Complete
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𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙖𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙤𝙮𝙨 𝙨𝙤... (mature because of mild profanity!! and MAYBE a kiss here and there) idk 𝘼𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙖 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙣𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙠𝙞𝙙, 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙗𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙚, 𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙚𝙧 𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙡. 𝘽𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙮, 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙖 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙞𝙩. 𝙔𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧, 𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙚𝙧 𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙘𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙮-𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙣𝙚𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙗𝙤𝙧. 𝙮𝙚𝙩.... 𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙚𝙧, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝘼𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙖 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙝𝙞𝙢. 𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙙, 𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙘𝙧𝙪𝙨𝙝 𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙞𝙢. 𝙏𝙤 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙢 𝙝𝙞𝙢𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙯𝙮 𝙛𝙖𝙣𝙨, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙙𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙩𝙚, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧, 𝐭𝐡Complete
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