Debunk'd: Who the F#$! is Ernesto?
- LECTURAS 37
- Votos 4
- Partes 3
Drama. Mystery. Drama. Stories of past events. Drama. QUESTIONABLE events. This is.. a train wreck of a story, a terrible parody.. written from another point of view. Get comfy, light a joint, take a shot every time some ish happens...but I won't stop you if you want to read this to your kids for their nightly bedtime story. The most important matter is, this story is simply best enjoyed with pizza.
(Note: There will be swearing, dark humor, and most likely graphic scenes.)
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