My fiance is a BITCH

BITCHES UNIVERSITY
*ALL GIRLS SCHOOL
* YOU MUST BE A BITCH. AN ELITE BITCH TO BE EXACT
* YOU MUST BE A WAR FREAK TO ENTER THIS SCHOOL
* YOU NEED TO PAY 50 MILLION PESOS EVERY MONTH.
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"What's this, Dad?"
Inayos ko ang glasses ko. Malabo na ata mata ko.
"You'll study in BITCHES UNIVERSITY"
Literal na napanganga ako sa sinabi ni Dad. WTH?
"Dad, you must be kidding me."
Tumayo na ko at palabas na sana ng kwarto ng magsalita sya.
"This will be your first mission as my SON. Prove it to me that you're not a gay."
"Oh fvck, Dad. I'm a man and you want me to enter that damn school?"
"Please, Son? You need to convince Ms. Althea Lopez to come home."
"And who the fvck is that Althea Lopez?!"
Tumingin sya sakin. Nakaramdam agad ako ng kaba.
"Your fiancé"
Oh damn! No!