Master of Freaks (Writing Prompt)

A short scene I wrote in response to the following prompt:

"RULES
- Open your music player of choice (iTunes, Internet Radio, Youtube, whatever).
- Set it to randomize.
- Press play.

The first song you hear, create a character based on that song."

The song I used: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxMxYgkUcdU
(A 'Nightcore' version of "Freaks" by Timmy Trumpet & Savage.)