The Extremely Unlucky Benjamin Clark

List of things that any normal human being wouldn't do but I've totally done since coming to University. (not in chronological order.)
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✓ Joined a gang full of blood thirsty vampires.
✓ Accidentally killed my librarian who just so happened to be a murderous banshee.
✓ Some how managed to marry an Alien prince.
✓ Ate my professors three cats in one setting.
✓ Spent an evening as a woman because I pissed off a feminist witch.
✓ Time traveled.
✓ Met a gender fluid shifter who may or may not be stalking me.
✓ Helped a sarcastic raccoon named Jason from an identity crisis.

And to think, this is only the beginning.
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Benjamin Clark isn't your average guy. Growing up he has only ever tried to live a normal life. He joined the basketball team at the age of twelve (it ended up being a cult in the name of some dead god.) He starred in the school play once (believe it or not the only strange thing about this one is that he got the lead). He even got a girlfriend at one point (turns out she was a man eating were-shark). Unfortunately the world seemed to have a different idea for him, normal just wasn't cut out for Benjamin Clark. For some cruel reason he has an uncontrollable knack for getting himself into some deep strange trouble. No matter how hard he tries to keep a stable life things just don't seem to turn out that way.

Now at the age of nineteen he takes up the wild journey of college. As a freshman he is undoubtedly to come across some wild stories and some even wilder friends. Maybe he'll find love! Maybe he'll find mystery! Or maybe he will barely survive it all.

This of course is his story.