Jokebook
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Last published Sat, Jun 9, 2018
#899 in Humor,
August 20th, 2017
*WARNING: Before you start reading, make sure your safety belt is soundly secured and that you are tightly harnessed into your chair. Wouldn't want you falling out, but hey, at least the floor will catch you.*
This is my collection of some of my greatest jokes of all time.
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