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Who is the father? Voldemort gets pregnant and is unsure whether Ronald McDonald or Shrek is the father. Months later he has the baby! Now it is time for the DNA tests to prove who is the father. Who do you think it will be???All Rights Reserved

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Introducing: Voldemort
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Kennedy Monroe Black and George Weasley are the couple of the year in Hogwarts. Kennedy and George face a dilemma when they discover they are expecting a baby. Kennedy is only 15 and George is 17. They are terrified of telling their family and I mean terrified. One because Molly Weasley is just downright scary while angry. Two, Kennedy's father is Sirius Black. Their going to have to choose to tell them or keep it a secret until it's too late.

It's the story of the boy who lived, but more exciting. He may just not be a "Potter". His memories erased ??? But by who and why ? Twist and turns around every corner. Will he found out who he actually is ? Or will it forever remain a mystery. Contains shit load of Drarry. Be warned. All characters belong to J.K Rowling.

Finally Right // Drarry AU by adrarrynight

Harry Potter had always dreamed of attending Hogwarts University. It's where his parents had both attended, and that meant the world to Harry. After losing his parents at such a young age, he's spent his life trying to live up to the family name. Will his life be finally made right after meeting his dream partner at his dream school? Or will something get in the way of happily ever after?

Molly always wanted to have children, but when the unthinkable happens, her path to motherhood takes a twisting, winding turn. AU. Trigger Warning : abortion, miscarriage

The Boy with Starry Sky Eyes by Kniga2012

This is the first book (First year). What if Voldemort had a son? But what if this son was raised by a Muggle? When Harry defeated the Dark Lord as a baby, a woman gave birth to a little boy, unfortunately she died giving birth. Both parents being dead, the little boy has no other choice but to be adopted by someone else. What will Soren, a boy with beautiful starry sky eyes, do when a letter from a magic school arrives? You'll have to read this book to find out. (First fanfiction ever!! I'm so excited!)

Amy Riddle - Daughter of the Dark Lord (A Voldemort's Daughter Story) by voldemort-flakes

Amy is a normal teenage witch. She lives her everyday life in complete normality. The one thing that separates her from the rest of the wizarding world is the fact that Lord Voldemort is her father. She is sent to Hogwarts to spy on Harry Potter and his friends. Like any other student, she is faced with schoolwork, OWLs, love, and war. But can she carry out the task? When she starts to befriend Harry Potter, things are not turning out they way they should be. Faced with a terrible betrayal to a friend and a burning question to whether she is on the right side, she finds stuck in the middle of a huge battle. Will Amy follow her father's orders, or will she side against him and help Harry Potter defeat him?

Riddle and Grindelwald (book 2) by fayally1998

Genevieve Grindelwald and Tom Riddle have now left Hogwarts, and it's time for them to start their quest to gain ultimate power. But with every Horcrux Tom makes, Genevieve can feel herself slipping away from him, as he becomes less like the boy she fell in love with. She doesn't want to be a murderer, but she's starting to realise that she doesn't have much choice since she's married to a serial killer, and is the child of Gellert Grindelwald. Tom isn't the type to settle down and start a family, as he doesn't want anything to interfere with his goal of taking over the world, but what will he do when he finds out that Genevieve is pregnant with his child.

Left with the Enemy by slytheringirl6350

What if Harry and Ron weren't able to get ahold of Hermione before apparating out of Malfoy Manor? What if Draco saved Hermione from ever being tortured by Bellatrix? What would happen if Hermione was left with the enemy? Thanks to HPlover160 for the cover!

What if Harry Potter made a deal with Voldemort? The light really fucked up on this one. "Ruin me then, my lord." Oh he would, in a way you wouldn't think. But, a baby running around the dark lords home wouldn't be too bad would it?

A binding has been broken. The truth has come out. Now chaos will ensue. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What happens when the Dark Lord is not actually Tom Riddle? What happens when roles are reversed? When enemies are mates, and friends are enemies? Will the world ever know the truth? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Probably going to end up with pretty much all LGBTQIA+ couples Credit to J.K. Rowling for the world and characters. Credit to the artists and producers for any songs put in.

The Calm Before the Storm

Kennedy Monroe Black and George Weasley are the couple of the year in Hogwarts. Kennedy and George face a dilemma when they discover they are expecting a baby. Kennedy is only 15 and George is 17. They are terrified of telling their family and I mean terrified. One because Molly Weasley is just downright scary while angry. Two, Kennedy's father is Sirius Black. Their going to have to choose to tell them or keep it a secret until it's too late.

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