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His Burger King Princess

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Parts 4
Time <5 mins

Reads 213
Votes 41
Parts 4
Time <5 mins

dialogue humor short shortstory

"Your shitty food gave me food poisoning."

"Excuse me?"

"I said your shit gave me food poisoning."

"You ate my shit?"

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In which a guy calls a burger king customer service line to complain about how their food gave him food poisoning.All Rights Reserved

dialogue humor short shortstory

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Donut Disturb

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