His Burger King Princess
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Last published Mon, Jan 30, 2017
"Your shitty food gave me food poisoning."
"Excuse me?"
"I said your shit gave me food poisoning."
"You ate my shit?"
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In which a guy calls a burger king customer service line to complain about how their food gave him food poisoning.
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