More Fucked Than A Blind Optician
Thesockpuppetmaster
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  • Reads 7,188
  • Votes 215
  • Parts 12
  • Time 37m
Thesockpuppetmaster
Ongoing, First published Jan 23, 2017
Mature
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What if Lip never found out Ian was gay? What if everyone thought he and Mandy were actually dating (even though they weren't)? What if Linda never caught Ian and Kash? What if Lip started banging Mandy in season one? What if guys could get pregnant? What if condoms broke way to easily? Oh, wait... maybe not that last one.

Set in season one (sort of).
Mpreg warning.
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Second || Robby Keene

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"You do know how to eat a burger, right?" Summer rolled her eyes, looking up at him with feigned exasperation. "Of course I do," she retorted, then lowered her voice as she leaned in, her expression shifting to one of genuine concern. "Do you think they have a fork and knife? So I can, you know... cut it?" Robby Keene x fem!oc cobra kai season 3-6

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