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ROASTING YOUR FOES

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Reads 1,832
Votes 31
Parts 15
Time <5 mins

comedy humor madhotdog madhotdog17 random roasting

this is a random book of roasts that will leave your enemy in surprise. 
Roast your younger sibling if they are annoying you, or roast that person that always does weird things.All Rights Reserved

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