Suit and Tie and Things Not So Nice

Miss Carmella Astra Odessa A.K.A what Mr. asshole calls me "Carms." I don't think a woman has seen such a perfect man in her life, oh but there's always a catch, quite a few actually. Well actually, more than a few-but that's not the point.The point is I'm working for a-*video cuts out*
"please do join us, this story of heart-pulling, jaw dropping, eyebrow raising, dirty smirking journey" Mr. Conner says plainly raising his head in confidence "you'll regret it if you don't, come on just try it" he whispers the last part winking evilly.
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-interested now aren't ya, well read it already, the characters are waiting for a new companion. Will you join them on their journey?

*how about a little taste of what the story will be like*

_____ "all I did was switch saliva with her- "wait is that what you call kissing?"________