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30 Ways to Piss Off The Harry Potter Cast [Watty Awards 2011]

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Reads 892,363
Votes 31,048
Parts 16
Time 35m

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Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)All Rights Reserved

annoy bellatrix dark death dobby draco funny ginny granger harry hermione lestrange lucius malfoy potter ron snape voldemort weasley

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Deliver for the death eaters by darkdemonwings7

What do you get when the Saviour of the Wizarding World becomes dangerously bored, especially when the death of his godfather has already hit him seriously hard, and left to his own devices? Well, Draco Malfoy, the Death Eaters and Lord Voldemort are unfortunately going to find out soon enough! Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. All rights belongs to JK Rowling

The Weasley twins and me! by DanielleConolly

My life isn't exactly butterfly's and rainbows. My name is Electra Black and am the daughter of Sirius black. Since his imprisonment i have lived with Remus Lupin. Having been expelled from beauxbatons i had to go to Hogwarts where i met the two funniest guys in my life, the Weasley twins.

Hermione Who? by Midnight_Sky27

Hermione Who? Hermione a name but what really matters is the sur-name... who are Hermione's parents? Are they really Mr and Mrs Granger or someone else? Hermione finds out about herself... her true self. Ps. This is a Harry Potter Fanfic (If you haven't noticed) and it starts in 5th year/5th book/5th movie And I do not own Harry Potter. Thanks to JK. Rowling for writing such an amazing story for your readers to read. ^-^

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Draco Malfoy fic in a Hogwarts universe where Voldy doesn't exist and everyone is alive and well. ✩ 𝙒𝙊𝙉𝘿𝙀𝙍𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙇: Somebody who is the reason for your happiness; a soulmate; a forever lover. Somebody you find yourself thinking about constantly; you are completely infatuated by them. ✩ "𝘔𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘦𝘶𝘳." "𝘐 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘴, 𝘋𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘰." 𝘋𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬, 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘺. "𝘔𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵," 𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘥. "𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵?" "𝘔𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵. 𝘔𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘦𝘶𝘳 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘴 '𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵'." 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦, 𝘋𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘰 𝘔𝘢𝘭𝘧𝘰𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵. ✩ (being partially/somewhat rewritten as of Sept 2025)

Above Them All by GabbyAddison1

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𝐖𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋 | draco malfoy cover

Above Them All cover

The Jade Malfoy Book 4: Deathly Hallows cover

The Secret Riddle {Wattys2017} cover

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The Black Sheep | George Weasley cover

Deliver for the death eaters

What do you get when the Saviour of the Wizarding World becomes dangerously bored, especially when the death of his godfather has already hit him seriously hard, and left to his own devices? Well, Draco Malfoy, the Death Eaters and Lord Voldemort are unfortunately going to find out soon enough! Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. All rights belongs to JK Rowling