Watson The Idiot

Watson The Idiot

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Complete Wed, Jan 25, 2017<5 mins

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Hi there! Here's a wee bit of a funny story I've heard. Story by Arthur Conan Doyle. Rephrased by me (of courz). Hope you enjoy! :)

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