Fake

Fake

BringMeTheHorizon112

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Parts 2

Ongoing<5 mins

Last published Wed, Jan 25, 2017

This book is hilarious and confusing. It is about a carnivorous toad named PooSlime or slimy for short. It is called fake because this book is basically a joke to me but I will update.

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