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Here comes the WALKING DISASTER

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Reads 67
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here's the top 10 reason why i call myself a WALKING DISASTER.

1. Lahat ng hawakan ko nasisira.

2. Pag may mahalagang lakad, bumabagyo.

3. pag sasakay sa sasakyan, nasisira ang makina.

4. pag may special event, napapahiya.

5. pag sakay ng elevator, naistuck.

6. pag may kasabay, minamalas.

7. Tawag sa akin sa school Walking Disaster.

8. Tawag sa akin sa bahay Destroyer.

9. Malas ang Middle Name ko.

10. Sa sobrang malas ko, pag tinignan mo ang ang salitang MALAS sa dictionary makikita mo ang Pangalan ko.

I am a self proclaim WALKING DISASTER

Read it to find out..All Rights Reserved

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