Zodiacs IRL

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Parts 7
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Reads 384
Votes 32
Parts 7
Time 16m

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So, the whole point of this book is kind of if all the zodiac signs lived together and lived through real life scenarios, (i.e. trying to get to sleep) this book is entirely for fun as I've been getting kind of bored of making full on books and stuff. Also if this offends you then I'm sorry, but this is based on the stereotypes of the sing's personalities, not any actual human beings.

*also this has been taken from my old account ellabgreen so yaAll Rights Reserved

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