Bawdy and The Girl

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Parts 7
Time 39m

Reads 341
Votes 30
Parts 7
Time 39m

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I must be honest with you if you are here to stop by and read what I have to tell you. I know myself, I am not only bad but bawdy and annoying as hell. 
Oh I don't think that  we've met before? 
My name is Dean Patterson.
Well the story I am willing to tell you is about a girl, for sure. She is cute, pretty, beautiful and very decent. I mean very very decent. But dude you have to believe me, she is beautiful. Seriously I am not exaggerating anything.  I am crazy about her. Crazy, kind of "I may kill you if you take a second look at her boobs" crazy. 
You see where I am getting to? 
Yes you'll be dead by the end of the story. 
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