Blaire likes things thick. Her pancakes are thick; her maple syrup is thick; her hair is thick; her glasses are thick; even her thoughts are thick. Niall likes things thin. His guitar pick; his walls; the ice he's standing on with his girlfriend, Madison; he even likes his pancakes thin. In fact, the Only thing not thin about him is his voice. Especially when he sings. So when Niall comes across a thick girl in a pancake shoppe while running away from his fans, will he be unfazed by Blaire, or will his thoughts turn thick as well?