Magazinul de sinucideri de Jean Teule
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Huling na-publish Sun, Nov 17, 2013
*Nu, nu e cartea mea. Mi s-a părut interesantă şi cum nu sunt multe cărţi transcrise pe wattpad m-am hotărât să contribui şi eu.*
Într-un viitor îndepărtat, în Oraşul Religiilor Dispărute, singura speranţă de a evada din derizoriul cotidian este elegantul Magazin de sinucideri al familiei Tuvache. Aici se găsesc toate cele necesare unei sinucideri stilate, personalizate, teatrale, care să facă cinste sinucigaşului – peşti otrăvitori, decoruri şi costume de harakiri, cocktailul letal al zilei, sărutul morţii.
Toţi membrii familiei - care poartă numele unor sinucigaşi celebri - împărtăşesc părerea că viaţa e o mare deziluzie şi că trebuie curmată cât mai repede. Toţi, în afară de mezinul Alan, care este de un optimism incurabil. Treptat, sumbrul Magazin de sinucideri tinde să se transforme într-un colţişor vesel şi luminos.
,,Un exerciţiu de umor negru extrem de reuşit... O carte proaspătă, dar erudită; lucidă, dar optimistă; satirică, dar revigorantă." Le Magazine Littéraire
"Satiră a societății de consum, a trendurilor arbitrare care ne domină viața, a comodității, dens în referințe livrești mai explicite sau mai subtile, romanul lui Jean Teule se dovedește o comedie neagră în care umorul își păstrează insa valențe mai degraba tonice, decât amare: așa cum se poate remarca din romanul lui Teule, marile revoluții personale nu au nevoie decât de puțin optimism pentru a debuta."
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Not your Average Cinderella✔️
Book two of a different kind of fairy tale series (can be read as a stand-alone but I do suggest reading as a series) *His fangs came forward. "Mine," he growled as he sank his fangs into my neck. He pumped his fingers roughly in and out of me. "Sebastian," i moaned. His thumb rubbed my clit as he fucked me with his fingers. "Stop," i whispered after he was drinking for too long. He pushed another finger inside me, causing to moan loudly. He pinched my clit. "Sebastian, please i know you can," i whispered, forcing myself to hold back my moan. "Please don't make me use the command." He jumped back off the bed and against the wall. I pressed my hand on my neck. "I told you." "I almost didn't," he growled. "And yet you. I knew you could." "Next time i'll turn you. The next time i drink from you i'll turn you, a command won't stop me."* Everyone has heard of the story of Cinderella. A beautiful girl loses her parents and is to live with a rotten stepmother and stepsisters. She goes to a ball at a palace and meets a prince where they fall in love. At midnight she leaves the ball and he looks for her throughout the kingdom. The prince finds her and they live happily ever after. This is a different kind of Cinderella. Alexa Lacroix, an orphan living with a family of vampires, goes to a ball at the palace of the royal vampire family. when the prince makes eye contact with her, her first instinct is to run. run as fast and as quickly as possible but that doesn't stop him from finding her. Sebastian Vasile, the crowned prince of the vampires, finds his mate in the crowd of a ball. The human girl is not what he imagined his mate to be but he doesn't care, all he's ever wanted was her. Will she find it in her heart to love him back? will she agree to be his queen and more importantly his mate?Kumpleto!["My Little Monster~"|| Selever X Reader [DISCONTINUED]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/268673945-256-k202187.jpg)
"My Little Monster~"|| Selever X Reader [DISCONTINUED]
Hello! This is my first book so there will probably be some Errors but i'll try my best to fix it. Also English is not my native language so pardon my bad grammar😅😅😅 . Anyway here are some keywords: (Y/N) = Your Name (L/N) = Last Name (H/C) = Hair Colour (H/L) = Hair Length (F/C) = Favourite Colour (S/F/C) = Second Favourite Colour (F/F) = Favorite Food (F/D) = Favourite Drink (F/S) =Favourite Sweet (B/N) = Brother's Name (M/N) = Mother's Name (F/N) = Father's Name __________________________________________________________________________________ You're on college btw and (Y/N) is female. here's a peek at my book. _________________________________________It was a sunday morning and you were making lunch for you and you're roommates. Suddenly you got a call from the headmaster saying that you and your roommates would be having a new roommate and that they would be arriving after lunch. ~Time Skip~ You were playing video games on the couch when you heard a knock on the door. You were confused on why there were knocking on the door because it was Sunday and most of the students were out doing god knows what. Then you suddenly remembered that the headmaster told you that you were having a new roommate today. You opened the door and you see a cute half human half demon boy. "Oh! You must be our new roommate. Nice to meet you, My name's (Y/N) (L/N)." You introduced yourself. "Sup cutie. The names Selever nice to meet you." ............... That's all folks! If you want more of this story, I suggest you read this book. Edit: Just a fair warning. Some chapters may have been jumbled Because of an error so please check the chapters before you read them please.Kumpleto
NHD
I have sat often in front of the computer, and stared long at the screen without ever writing a word. The synopsis for this project has haunted me since the first person asked me "So, what is it about?", and to this day I have never been able to deliver a straight answer. This book is about a number of things, many of which do not fit evenly into a succinct description. I have tried to make them fit and have found the resulting descriptions ill-representing and dull. Thus, I have decided to go without a description. This book will fade into obscurity no matter what I put here, so I might as well write what's really important. Winter in a city is an especially punishing time. This book comes out of my late nights and early mornings riding the train, and my looking at the window and being able to make out nothing but the blur of the glass. From the outside it may look dead, but certain people know that the inner workings of a city are a true marvel to behold. In writing this, I have tried to capture that marvel and deliver it to you, the reader. This is a book about a city and the people within it. The rest is up for you to read, if you so choose. Pyre lives on whether you experience it or not. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A science-fiction novel, updated whenever there is new material to post. The last cover was AI generated, so I spent some time making a crude cover of my own. For the sake of Wattpad I have divided up the chapters into parts, so everything under "The Glow" is Chapter 1 and so on. If you have read this far into the description, I thank you; you've made it further than mostly everyone before you. I hope you stick around. ⠀⠀
The Lost Life of Laraine
She lead a rather tragic life. The black sheep of her family due to her lack of affinity for fire. Her affinity was quite the opposite. Water in fact. Already in a time when women did not really have much political power or rights, she was outcasted by her family despite being of nobility. Still allowed to live in the distant west wing of the massive Grand Duke's manor, she has never eaten a single meal with her family nor extended family, and has spent her loneliness in her books and sword lessons. Although only taught by the head butler and one of the low ranked knights of the family, she was quite bright and if her family would have given her a chance she would have done great things. If only she didn't die at such a young age. Married off to some "hero" of sort that had slayed the Dragon of the North who was terrorizing the land and threatened the kingdom, this hero also had an affinity for fire and held her in disdain like the rest of her family. Suddenly a girl of another world was transported to their world, picked up by this hero and put into his secure care. The pair soon fell for each other despite the hero's marriage, and many believed Laraine got jealous of this girl of mystery, and tried to kill her. This was definitely not true. But because the girl was favored by the temple and kingdom Laraine was quickly arrested and put on trial. You can probably tell what happened to Laraine. But something strange happened the day of her execution. As soon as her decapitated head hit the ground the sky turned blood red and it began to rain fire. No one survived that day. But for some reason time went back, and Laraine was back to being a child, but with no memory of her future. There were select few in her life, however, that remembered her tragedy and now perhaps will take action to prevent it. NOTE: I'M AWARE THERE ARE A LOT OF INCONSISTENCIES. IT WILL BE EDITED SOME DAY BUT RIGHT NOW I'M JUST TRYING TO FINISH IT.
My Lucky Star (Complete)
There are two stories in this book. #1. My Lucky Star What would you do to change your fate? Pray with all your heart. Then give all your bad luck to someone who really care for you. Would you be able to do that? That's what little Daniel did to his childhood friend. Maybe the bad luck made her crossed dressed into male clothes half of her life. Or maybe the freedom given by the clothes. In the end, it's Jules' choice ***** Jules says, "People said a Lady is weak and helpless. They certainly never met me." She adds, "My name is Jules Knight. I'm my own savior. I don't need a man like you to solve all my problems." What crossed her male friend's minds... "Hard to win her heart. She is even more gentleman than I." "You taught me to accept flaws. There's beauty in imperfection. You crossed over and tossed my life upside down. Now I could no longer return to my old life." "She is like my evil twin. We devoured desserts in all the shops we ventured." #2. It started with a LIE "It's okay. Think of this marriage as a simple way to end our problems. Three years later, we shall abolish it. You would have a chance to marry the Lady you love." Ian stares her with unblinking eyes. Abby is a beautiful Lady. Not lacking suitors. He asks, "What did you get from this marriage?" "Freedom. Father is very ill. He wanted me to marry before he died. I don't want him to arrange my marriage with a stranger. At least we are childhood friends." "What if he didn't die in three years?" "It doesn't matter. My beloved would come by that time. He would take me away, far from England." One simple lie. It started their marriage in the wrong path. "Tris, my love for you is never a lie."Kumpleto
Vrepit Sa (Lotor X Fem!Reader)
"I hope if everyone runs, you choose to stay." ------------------------- Y/N used to be just your average house cat. She used to be oblivious to anything beyond where the quietest place to sleep was and when her owners would be home. She was used to having the easy life. She was used to worrying about what she'd have for dinner, and that was all. Y/N was used to living on Earth. Now however, she's millions of light years away, trapped in a place where friends are little and enemies are everywhere. Alone. Shortly after she was kidnapped, Y/N was mutated into a Galra/Cat hybrid, and is now tasked with the job of keeping the Prince in line. Y/N knows she has to follow all orders given to her by her new superiors; she also knows that if anything were to happen to their Prince, then it would be her head. However, how does one protect someone who clearly hates you? Also, how are you supposed to blindly trust someone who won't tell you what the goal is in the long run? For now, Y/N keeps her head down. Completes her job. Listens to the witch in her head. Silently hoping that if she obeys for long enough, then maybe she can find a way back to Earth. But what happens when the person she's supposed to be protecting switches the roles? How will she cope without the one she's come to need? What will she do when a certain hybrid prince confesses his feelings towards her? ------------------------- New cover to celebrate 20k reads! WHOOP! See ya #7 in Galra-20/11/2018 #7 in Lotor-2/1/2019 #6 in Lotor-4/1/2019 #2 in Galra-15/4/2019 #1 in Lions-21/12/2019 #5 in Haggar-20/01/2020 #1 in Haggar-29/01/2020 #4 in Lotor-29/01/2020 #3 in Lotor-01/02/2020 #2 in Lotor-16/02/2020 #1 in Galra- 22/02/2020Kumpleto
Moment
Blind Yandere X Reader - changing the gender preference of the reader will not impact the story - changing the gender preference of the yandere will not impact the story - cover made by me, see links to images used at the bottom of the description - this is purely a work of fiction, anything relating to anyone is just coincidence - this work is NOT written as a romance and should not be treated as such - all characters are owned by me unless otherwise stated - you own yourself ^ - Moment /ˈməʊm(ə)nt/ a very brief period of time Everything only takes a moment to change completely, a bad decision, a discovery, an accident. He's a nice guy, but then again, don't judge a book by its cover, just like you won't know how sour a strawberry is until you bite into it. EDIT: woohoo #1 in arson as of 2025 Cover images: https://www.google.co.uk/aclk?sa=l&ai=DChcSEwj536_P-dH5AhUN6HcKHX3XB3oYABAFGgJlZg&sig=AOD64_0_jJzUw4amRqwije0ijAe4BAhFkQ&adurl&ctype=5&ved=2ahUKEwjy36LP-dH5AhVQgM4BHTOpCasQwg96BAgBEEM https://www.dreamstime.com/photos-images/distressed-rotting-paper.htmlKumpleto
August 8th
Elia Emerson moves to Los Angeles to pursue her dream of becoming an interior designer. There she becomes the interior designer for a multi-millionaire families real estate company. The owners are a kind and sweet family. Except for the son, Colt Dalox, who is the CEO of the company. He may be good looking, tall, muscular and totally Elia's type, visually, but their start is not the best. But all of it changes quickly. Elia meets Colt's big friend group since childhood, consisting of seven guys and two girls, they are fun, sweet, kind and nothing like Colt. What all of them have in common though, is their success and good looks. Not only are they friends, but also business partners, all owning million dollar worth family businesses and soon are like one big family, going on vacations, trips and having the best time. source of the background photo: https://eur02.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.de%2Fpin%2F1829656092835638%2F&data=05%7C02%7Cb.daloglu%40student.utwente.nl%7Cbf94014df78b4f3e3df308dc5fd0ecee%7C723246a1c3f543c5acdc43adb404ac4d%7C0%7C0%7C638490598156374005%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D%7C0%7C%7C%7C&sdata=XpfJyrMFlWTyj9l7muChm4NhG3T%2FeaYsXDUFPgFcSdY%3D&reserved=0 the edit of the cover was made by meKumpleto
"Goodbye Curly Head"
Through thick and thin the Law shall prevail. A new sense of purpose awaits us, children of light, in the land where it all began. The darkness in which we once cowered in fear, now curbed by the might of our endless light. Come, brothers, come, sisters. Let there be peace among the wicked, just as the Law dictates. Peace and certainty is all that you have ever longed for, little angel. A bright, stable future. A roof without holes above thy head. Acknowledgement and recognition of thy existence, feverish dreams of grandeur. Greed born from yearning, treacherous vines of rapacity taint your innocent soul. You seek a future that does not exist. Let thy fingers hold the fragile line between dream and nightmare. Let thy light navigate the path. Shall thee give in and falter, O' land of old, envelop his body in thy unending flame of chaos. Spit out nothing but an empty husk, the remnants of a smile once so bright. Shall thee prevail, O', Great Kazdel, I ask of you, the impossible - take mercy on the innocent. Don't let the radiance dim and don't let the mind turn bleak. Wake, young traveler. Bid thy farewells and burn thy bridges. It's time to say goodbye, curly head. Cross post from AO3. For a shorter and more on-point description, look no further! I had something silly written up before throwing it out in exchange for that wall of text upstairs. It's a little story "about a young, dumb sankta who's been dealt a bad hand at life, looking for his place in all this mess. The pointless search for a better future leads him far, far away from home, to a country forever ravaged by war and misery - Kazdel, the promised land where devils roam free and peace feels out of place." Anyway, it's quite lengthy, but hopefully enjoyable? Slide a comment if you want, I'll give you a tiny kiss on the forehead. Man, do I love comments. (Lastly, to point out, English is not my native language, but I don't think it'll be much of an issue ;3)Kumpleto
Octavia Lycan: A Tribrid Story
"Why are you all looking at me with such long faces?" I question slyly. Everyone looked at me with hate. He motions with his hand, soon more guards come piling in. Their guns were filled with wooden stacks, coated with sorrel and perilla. I roll my eyes. "How dumb have you become, dear? Don't you know a tribrid like me can't be killed?" I laugh shortly. "What is it you want, Octavia?" He questions, glaring at me, holding his glass of champagne tightly. I smile, "Sweetie, you know exactly why I'm here. I've come for what's mine, hand it over so I don't have to kick your ass in front of all these people." The crowds start laughing, along with him. His deep laugh echoed through the room. "What makes you think you can beat me? What can a little thing like you do?" I take a tray from the nearest waiter and grab the last glass of champagne, downing it. Sighing, I wipe my mouth, dropping the glass, allowing it to shatter on the ground. I hold the tray tightly, I throw it like a frisbee, slicing the head of a guard clean off. The tray sticks in the wall, while the head slowly falls off the tray. "Now?" I ask sweetly, feeling my eyes glow. "That good enough for you?" ↞⍥↠ Octavia Lycan has been searching for answers her entire life, well what she can remember of it. The one thing that she craves to have more than anything is memories. Memories of who she was, what she was. She's been on a mission to find these memories for centuries, and nothing is stopping her from getting her what she wants. Not the MC. Not her anger getting the better of her actions. Not the British vampire who calls her love. And especially not the human who she can't get out of her head. With new allies joining her brigade and new information coming into the light, Octavia is going to have to face it all. If she hopes to keep her family safe and get her memories back... But at what cost? (UNEDITED)
Book two of a different kind of fairy tale series (can be read as a stand-alone but I do suggest reading as a series) *His fangs came forward. "Mine," he growled as he sank his fangs into my neck. He pumped his fingers roughly in and out of me. "Sebastian," i moaned. His thumb rubbed my clit as he fucked me with his fingers. "Stop," i whispered after he was drinking for too long. He pushed another finger inside me, causing to moan loudly. He pinched my clit. "Sebastian, please i know you can," i whispered, forcing myself to hold back my moan. "Please don't make me use the command." He jumped back off the bed and against the wall. I pressed my hand on my neck. "I told you." "I almost didn't," he growled. "And yet you. I knew you could." "Next time i'll turn you. The next time i drink from you i'll turn you, a command won't stop me."* Everyone has heard of the story of Cinderella. A beautiful girl loses her parents and is to live with a rotten stepmother and stepsisters. She goes to a ball at a palace and meets a prince where they fall in love. At midnight she leaves the ball and he looks for her throughout the kingdom. The prince finds her and they live happily ever after. This is a different kind of Cinderella. Alexa Lacroix, an orphan living with a family of vampires, goes to a ball at the palace of the royal vampire family. when the prince makes eye contact with her, her first instinct is to run. run as fast and as quickly as possible but that doesn't stop him from finding her. Sebastian Vasile, the crowned prince of the vampires, finds his mate in the crowd of a ball. The human girl is not what he imagined his mate to be but he doesn't care, all he's ever wanted was her. Will she find it in her heart to love him back? will she agree to be his queen and more importantly his mate?
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