Magazinul de sinucideri de Jean Teule
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Într-un viitor îndepărtat, în Oraşul Religiilor Dispărute, singura speranţă de a evada din derizoriul cotidian este elegantul Magazin de sinucideri al familiei Tuvache. Aici se găsesc toate cele necesare unei sinucideri stilate, personalizate, teatrale, care să facă cinste sinucigaşului – peşti otrăvitori, decoruri şi costume de harakiri, cocktailul letal al zilei, sărutul morţii.
Toţi membrii familiei - care poartă numele unor sinucigaşi celebri - împărtăşesc părerea că viaţa e o mare deziluzie şi că trebuie curmată cât mai repede. Toţi, în afară de mezinul Alan, care este de un optimism incurabil. Treptat, sumbrul Magazin de sinucideri tinde să se transforme într-un colţişor vesel şi luminos.
,,Un exerciţiu de umor negru extrem de reuşit... O carte proaspătă, dar erudită; lucidă, dar optimistă; satirică, dar revigorantă." Le Magazine Littéraire
"Satiră a societății de consum, a trendurilor arbitrare care ne domină viața, a comodității, dens în referințe livrești mai explicite sau mai subtile, romanul lui Jean Teule se dovedește o comedie neagră în care umorul își păstrează insa valențe mai degraba tonice, decât amare: așa cum se poate remarca din romanul lui Teule, marile revoluții personale nu au nevoie decât de puțin optimism pentru a debuta."
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