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Ongoing, First published Jan 29, 2017
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Susanna was tired of taking care of the bratty kids of the president and the First Lady. She was the Nanny of the White House. She hated her job, and she wanted to get a promotion. 

She wanted to be the president. And according to Wikipedia, she was 338th in line to be it. So, within the 3 and a half years left of the presidents term, the 387 people in line before her would have to die. 

How ever could that happen? Note the sarcasm. 

The next president of the United States will most likely be a serial killer. What a story that will be for the books.
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Nariah Williams always work for what she wanted. She never had anything handed to her on a silver platter. Her past relationships weren't the absolute best, they all ending up cheating on her with her friend or ended violent. So she gave up trying to find love. Valerio De Rege is one of the most powerful men in the country. How? Nobody knows. Why? Only a few knew but didn't live long to tell it. Valerio isn't like most rich men that started rich, no he had to work for his and for his family. He doesn't believe in love because of his bad experience and he saw where it had got his mother. What will happen when the two strong minded people meet? Will they learn to forgive and forget? Will they get past the bumps? ~I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE PICTURES. I WOULD LIKE IF YOU DO NOT COPY MY BOOK. Please do not copy.~

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