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Ongoing, First published Jan 29, 2017
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Susanna was tired of taking care of the bratty kids of the president and the First Lady. She was the Nanny of the White House. She hated her job, and she wanted to get a promotion. 

She wanted to be the president. And according to Wikipedia, she was 338th in line to be it. So, within the 3 and a half years left of the presidents term, the 387 people in line before her would have to die. 

How ever could that happen? Note the sarcasm. 

The next president of the United States will most likely be a serial killer. What a story that will be for the books.
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