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We need to Trek deeper - A Trump and Shrek Fanfiction

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What happens when a ogre meets a hot, sweaty businessman? What happens when swampy green mixes with spray tan orange. What new and exiting colours shall bloom from this exotic, exhilarating fantasy?All Rights Reserved

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