Trumping And Drinking (An Excerpt)
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Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Mon, Jan 30, 2017
Does Donald Trump drink you to drink?
The first 100 days of a presidency are the most powerful time for a president. That will be especially true for the most unorthodox man ever elected president.
What to do?
Grab your cocktail mixer and indulge in a "White Russian", "Draining The Swamp", or a "Royal Screw" as you maneuver and resist the brave new world created by Donald Trump.
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