Hi! My name is Steve and I have a strange story to tell. I don't dare to tell my Mom about it, nor any of my friends... They wouldn't believe me. But I'll tell you, because to you I'm anonymous... === THIRD PLACE SHORT STORY WINNER in The Spice Awards - 6/Aug/2017 http://my.w.tt/UiNb/RyKFKupKoF === This was a playful story I wrote long ago and I thought I'd share with you. Yeah, I know it's unbelievable but I enjoyed writing it; it's something different from what I usually write. Let me know what you think! Originally written in February 1984, and received Honorable Mention at Jamaica's Irving Burgie Literary Competition 10/May/1984. Never published. =========IMPORTANT INFORMATION!!!========= If you are reading this story on ANY OTHER platform other than WattPad you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack. If you wish to read this story in its original, safe, form, please go to https://www.wattpad.com/story/98132722-yoni . Thank you. =========================================== © 1984/2017 by Annika Lewinson-Morgan FABULOUS COVER by @FayLane !