Drunk Heathers OneShots
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Last published Mon, Oct 16, 2017
A set of one shots featuring drunk characters from the Movie/Musical Heathers.
Most of these will be ChanSaw (Chandler/Sawyer) fics, but I might add some of my other ships from the fandom in here:
Any Heather/Veronica
Any Heather/Any Heather
Poly Heathers
Poly Heathers +Veronica
Some will be really short, others really long, just depends on how I feel when writing one.
Like these fics? Go check out my story: BLUE + RED = PURPLE
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Yellow (ChanDuke)
Goodmorning Rottweilers! It's the first of September, 1988. Heather Chandler knows that she has the entire school by the balls but what she doesn't know, is that amongst all the guys who throw themselves at her feet, she is about to learn more about herself and the people around her. Forced to overcome many feelings and emotions, she discovers something that will change not only her life, but The Heathers lives. quick note: This is going to be one of those stories that tugs at your heartstrings...so be prepared. ⚠️Trigger warnings are as followed⚠️ ⚠️lots of vulgarity/profanity (duh) ⚠️ ⚠️alcohol and drug paraphernalia ⚠️ ⚠️some references to s*ual assault⚠️ ⚠️JD is bad. JD is no bueno in here⚠️ ⚠️violence. Guns/stabbing/fights ⚠️ ⚠️struggling with eating disorders⚠️ ⚠️mentions of suicide/depression⚠️ ⚠️homophobic/transphobic slurs ⚠️ ⚠️SEX, DRUGS, BOOZE, BLOOD JD⚠️ I'll put disclaimers at the start of each chapter if it contains anything above or not listed. If it's not crucial to the story line (usually short smut) I'll put a "***" at the top and at the bottom where it ends. It's Heathers. It's safe to assume you know what to expect right? I've had this idea since I started my DukeSaw fic and Once again I am a TERRIBLE writer. My apologies. Probably going to be my longest story yet. -JD (she/they)Complete
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