Demons
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This story has no description because we are awesome like that. Any way, we are standardized closet & box traveling elfs. Laugh all you want. We don't want no trouble, we hit you with a shovel, many times watch out. We behind you! Jk! But we are watching you, forever! Seriously, just read the book, unless it's too... Odd for you. No prob if can't handle extreme awesomeness. No no, it's ok, you're just not awesome. We get it. Go find a sappy book that your mere mind for some reason enjoys. If you don't want to read this ridiculously long description than stop reading. ........ Oh, so you do want to keep reading? Than please, come in while I creepily stuff pies into your mouth while sitting in a cardboard box. But what ever you do, don't push the orange button that says: "Start Reading", Enjoy the book... (Muhahaha!)
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