I Spent 10 Years in Asia and All I Got Were These Lousy Stories

Translating for a Chinese businessmen looking to have a good time in Osaka's sex district. Discussing the likelihood of North Korean soldiers masturbating while standing in the most heavily militarized border in the world. Desperately trying to prevent a drunken buddy making aggressive sexual advances on the fiancee of the guy whose party you've just crashed. Oh, and visiting a fake market in China. Because being a white guy in Asia is about more than just sex.

This collection of short stories sees a Brit from a small fishing village dropped into these situations...and more, as he tries to make sense of the crazy world that is East Asia.

Note: I've included Chapter 05, entitled The Land of Corn and Kimchi, for now, to conform with Amazon KDP Select rules limiting how much of the full book I can post. I will consider adding more stories to Wattpad that are not included in the book if people are interested, so let me know!