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Cookies

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❝Once a pun a time. . .❞
    
    
    When a shamelessly attractive teenage boy who has the comedic skills of a popsicle stick walks himself toward the lane where a hopeless cynic strayed, things start to get shaken up.
    
    But there's always the little things that could never go wrong-- little things like chewy chocolate chip cookies.

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