Peanut butter and a butterfly knife - Julia Smith - Wattpad

Peanut butter and a butterfly knife

Reads 4
Votes 0
Parts 1
Time <5 mins

Reads 4
Votes 0
Parts 1
Time <5 mins

accident butter butterfly continued funny humour knife peanut prompt scene short story tumblr

Credit to thepromptperson on tumblr for the idea for this short story/scene depending on how much I decide to write. 


~~~~~~
"How  does anyone fuck up that badly?!"
"With a lot of peanut butter and apparently a butterfly knife"
~~~~~~All Rights Reserved

accident butter butterfly continued funny humour knife peanut prompt scene short story tumblr

Table of contents

How?
Sat, Feb 4, 2017

1 part

How?
Sat, Feb 4, 2017

Sign up to add Peanut butter and a butterfly knife to your library and receive updates

or

Content Guidelines

You may also like

It's a Match! by NyxSmols

It's been 10 years, for the last 3 Enid and Wednesday haven't been on the best of terms. What happens when they accidentally match on Tinder? A date, an apology, and sexy enthusiasm gone wrong...which lead to a hilarious moment. This idea came to me after I saw this TikTok story: https://www.tiktok.com/@therealrealwitraerae/video/7366316927741988139?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7353444622624867846 I would also like to thank my dear friend Katie for writing the smutty scene. We'll be reading more from her soon :D Enjoy!

Into the Multi by MoorsRule

Bastadizing ass fic WARNING: Don't read if you get disgusted easily ⚠Subtle foreshadowing⚠ Supposed to be fast paced!!

Killed it! {Reincarnated as A Killer Varient} by coolkidindahood

⪼Beaten up and betrayed, {Name} dies an unfair death because of their best friend. Having their life and their brothers whisked away in a flash. ≫They find that they inhabit a certain skeletons body, trying to live happily before having their murderer breathe down their neck each second. ≫Its up to {Name} to figure out whether they want to join the good side, or the bad one. {"𝙸 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍."} ⧼Reincarnated as Killer sans variant Story!⧽ ⚠︎Warning.1 ! This story contains no ships⚠︎ ✐Simple terms; ✂ Flirts are contained, but will not have any feelings attached to it. ✂Blushing is NOT in a romantic way in any way ✂Physical affection is all platonic. ⚠︎Warning.2 ! This Story contains spelling mistakes, and poor grammar. English is not my native language.⚠︎ {COVER MADE BY ME!!!} __________________________ Ranks; ➫ 19/05/2024 - #1 in; Multiverse. ➫ 15/06/2024 - #1 in; Chara. ➫ 23/12/2024 - #1 in; Badsanses. ➫ 08/01/2025 - #1 in; Undertale. ➫ 24/01/2025 - #1 in; SansAu. __________________________ Started; 03/04/24 Ended; ????

Pretending by QueenKimmy

This is a short story, there will only be 2 chapters. I will stick to only writing short stories, without summaries since it's so short. Thanks hope you enjoy xo

I'm a Sans ( au sans x reader x au papyrus ) by KittycatTDH

This isn't a typical sans x reader(now papyrus x reader too). It's got more than that, well at least a different plot device first chapters will be about, just you(but it'll be good, I think so)and it's about you dear reader, you are now reborn as a Sans of a different au, but you don't have time to marvel how you're been reborn as your favorite character, because if you want to live you better focus because unlike frisk you're not coming back a second time when you die. (Short, and I mean short chapter, but this will ensure I can post more -w-) (Edit: this is context of your previous life is that you are originally female, aged 15, you had died during a car accident, you were sleeping in the back of the car, while you had a road trip to visit your family in Canada. The car had driven off the road because of black ice your father did not see in the dark of night. You heard the sound of your fathers scream then lead by your mothers then little brother's scream. You banged your head in the chair in front of you making you pass out, and when you open your eyes you had found yourself be popped out, but you didn't know that at the time. Art always be done by me. Edit: discontinued

Inky Mistakes. ( Reincarnated!Reader) by Marbet_1

~I don't own the characters, or images, but I do own the plot and headcannons, but if I did own anything popular.. I would've been famous by now.~ [○○SHORT HAITUS○○] Someone was thrown into a multiverse, and not just a random sans, It was THE protector of worlds - Wait - GOD OF CREATION!? They are now meant to keep the balance while fighting the terrible memory, the OG plot line, and any other multiversal interference. Now all I gotta say is... They are definitely doing a better job than any other selfish, Souless ink will. "Heya, I'm Ink, But not YOUR~ Ink, So...Hi!" "WhAT- Cross, you're not coming over to my teaparty!? CrOSS, I MADE BISCUTS!!" "Yeah...buddy... I don't give a [YOO-HOO] about any of..*Gestures to ■■■■ whole body* all that." "Best friennnnnd~ I'm here for ya', I may not understand emotions well... but I can say, right now, I do feel like you need me... And I'll be there... No matter what!"

Sun/moon x Reader by Miri_channn

⚠️⚠️DISCONTINUED BOOK⚠️⚠️ Not finished Sticking a little bit to the game story (security breach) then going on to ahem my story with y'all' Warning ⚠️ includes things like fluff, angst, some trauma, suggestive . Could also include a bit of 🍋 Swearing, Your gonna be mentioned as a her/ she (Sorry for other genders) Your also NOT a minor Btw if my writing isn't good please tell me 😊 -------------------- I'll try to update as FAST as I could

Wait... I'm Nightmare!? I Thought I Died!? by Donut2460

(Cover made by me!) (!Updates 1-4 times a month¡) You died by cracking your skull open as you walked out of the shower. Godamnit life!!! To die in the most idiotic way!!! Which was very frustrating until you met a strange entity in the 'in between' that causes you to be reincarnated as Nightmare. Errr... sorta. What happens is that your soul merges with Passive!Nightmare and Corrupted!Nightmare, so they are now your buddies for life but in ghost form. God... kill you now (again), you never knew you were going to sign up for this when you died. ~Started Jan 19st, 2022~ ~Completed May 10th, 2023~ Highest rankings 🏅 #1- Dreamtale out of 1,000+ stories 4/19/22 🏅 #1- Dreamsans out of 1,000+ stories 5/12/22 🏅 #1- Nightmaresans out of 1,000+ stories 5/29/22🏅 #5- Comedy-drama out of 1,000+ stories 9/30/22 #1- Fandom out of 1,000+ stories 10/10/22🏅 #1- Aus out of 1,000+ stories 9/24/22 🏅 #1- Undertaleau out of 1,000+ stories 10/10/22🏅 #1- Reincarnated out of 1,000+ stories 9/30/22 🏅 #2- Guardians out of 1,000+ stories 1/26/25 THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH!!!

You may also like

Slide 1 of 8

It's a Match! cover

Into the Multi cover

Killed it! {Reincarnated as A Killer Varient} cover

Pretending cover

I'm a Sans ( au sans x reader x au papyrus ) cover

Inky Mistakes. ( Reincarnated!Reader) cover

Sun/moon x Reader cover

Wait... I'm Nightmare!? I Thought I Died!? cover

It's a Match!

It's been 10 years, for the last 3 Enid and Wednesday haven't been on the best of terms. What happens when they accidentally match on Tinder? A date, an apology, and sexy enthusiasm gone wrong...which lead to a hilarious moment. This idea came to me after I saw this TikTok story: https://www.tiktok.com/@therealrealwitraerae/video/7366316927741988139?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7353444622624867846 I would also like to thank my dear friend Katie for writing the smutty scene. We'll be reading more from her soon :D Enjoy!