Trumpstitute
Trumpickle
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Trumpickle
Ongoing, First published Feb 04, 2017
donaldgrabembythepussyoldorangepresendentsaggysexytrump
The first time I saw Donald Trump was 1 year ago on my box TV (like I seriously needed an upgrade). My legs automatically spread and my lips parted, he had such smooth looking golden locks and his saggy pumpkin orange skin made my insides turn to mush as I watched him talking about building a wall. Holy shit. I needed this man. He was so fucking smart.

WARNING: MATURE CONTENT - SWEARING AND SEX SCENES

Stop here if you do not want to read any of that stuff - you have been warned.
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