cheesy pickup lines
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are you a banana? cause I find you apeeling 😉
for all the poor Bastards and nerds out there who don't know how to talk or pick up that hot guy (OR chic) you have been stalking on facebook for 2 weeks? look no further, all the best pickup lines are here!!! in front of your face, guaranted to get you laid!!!!
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