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Leituras 270
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Capítulos 15
Tempo <5 mins

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for all the poor Bastards and nerds out there who don't know how to talk or pick up that hot guy (OR chic) you have been stalking on facebook for 2 weeks?  look no further,  all the best pickup lines are here!!!  in front of your face,  guaranted to get you laid!!!!Todos os Direitos Reservados

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Texting Him, de Roller_Coaster16

¤ It's more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words, but rather, short, easy words, like,"What about lunch?" ¤ I chuckled as I typed back a reply, ¤ Did you just quote Winnie The Pooh so we could meet up? ¤ *** What happens when you mix a lost phone, blue eyes, basketball, and two people who never met but are the best of friends? Find out in Texting Him.

Maybe it's Destiny [needs MAJOR editing], de bellamy-blake

She smiled. “We should probably work on what we came here for.” “Good idea. Whoa, since when do you have good ideas?” I teased. “Chaste, the day you have a good idea will be the day Spongebob gets his license‒never.” ❥ ❥ ❥ ❥ Madeline Schultz comes from a dirt-poor family, and has to work hard at SEVERAL jobs. At school she remains somewhat known, but doesn't tell anybody about her situation at home, not wanting to be treated differently. Flynn Chaste is filthy rich. Popular, captain of the quidditch‒okay, soccer‒team. He's the kind of guy who likes to mess around and have fun (and by fun I mean pick up girls). He needs a good, hardworking girl to give him a reality check. A girl who can match his major level of sarcasm. That girl? You've probably already figured out by now. © 2014, Kaylee. All Rights Reserved, including the right to reproduce this book or portions thereof in any form whatsoever. [cover by worldgirlalwaysxx] Just going to warn you, that this is an extremely rough draft and something that I am not very proud of. The story line is okay, but there are some plot holes and the writing is just overall 'eh'. So read at your own risk!

Sketched Hearts ✔️, de hiyaitschristine

You're given 0.7 seconds to decide what to do when the most popular boy waltzes up to you and starts throwing pick up lines at you. What would you choose? a) Slap him b) Throw a sarcastic remark at him c) Walk away If you were like those daring sarcastic female leads in most novels then you'd likely choose either a) or b), but shy senior high schooler Iris Martin chose c) walk away. Then her life somewhat resembled baking a cake. Add in a pinch of arrogance from the bad boy, a teaspoon of cheer from his girlfriend and an overfilled cup of persistence from a new student who was her cousin's fiancé's brother's best friend and the cake will be ready to explode in the oven. ~~~ Cover by @-wanderes {edited} {completed}

Masked Feelings, de LechnaBaram

"Why the mask?" he asked. I kept quiet as he moved his hand to my hair. He untied my hair and let the hair band fall on the ground. "Why are you touching me? I'm a whore, right?" I asked as I stared at him, right in the eyes. He stared back at me and didn't answer. Didn't he just call me a whore? He buried his face back in my neck and lightly blow on my face. That felt good. Damn good. When his lips made contact with my skin, i bit my lips to stop a moan. I could feel his hands letting my wrists free. My hands fell on his shoulders. My eyes were closed as I concentrated on the feelings that I was getting. What the hell was he doing to me? Two persons. Two different worlds. Domination or submission? Relationship? What happens when two persons get into a thrilling, confusing and intense relationship? Love or hatred? Read to find out!

Mabel, de writerscrafts

[See you don't look like a stalker but I don't really know what they look like, I assume kinda gross and not nice and you look nice, really nice not nice as in kind, though, you look pretty mean but you're attractive-not that I'm attracted to you but, well, I guess I am but not in that way I-" "Mabel," the guy snaps suddenly, and my mouth closes just as firmly. "Yeah?" "Shut up."] A story of a girl who knows too much about fish, and nothing about boys. 1 - #FeelGood (09/10/21) 1 - #PickupLines (12/20/21) 1 - #Fish (06/27/22)

How To Be Charming ✓, de stardustingstudio

❝Are your hands feeling heavy? Cause I can hold them for you.❞ ❝Is your head feeling heavy? Cause I can chop it off for you.❞ The story of a boy who tries to win a girl's heart with cheesy pick up lines and a girl who honestly couldn't care less, told through a series of text messages, calls, dialogues, and third person accounts. WARNING: This book contains: - Cringe worthy non-edited scenes - About a gazillion plotholes - A disappointing ending Read at your own risk. Proceed with caution. © 2017 stardustingstudio, all rights reserved [Book 1 in the "How To" series]

Bad Boy Stole my wave (Old Version), de Molly12writing

*old version find new on my profile* "Hey Ash, can I borrow a kiss I promise I'll give it back?" Here come the pick up lines. Yay what fun. "Go do you self." "I would rather you join me. Or are to hooked up on Noah." I didn't have to see his face to now he was smirking right now. "Neither, now shut it or get sun burnt, I don't think that look will look good on you." "Every look, looks good on me princess. Do you know roses are red, violets are blue, lets sneak to the bed, and I'll join you!" I slap his back hard. "Ouch! Kiss it better will ya!" "Your an ass." "A beautiful ass, yours is nice to." Suddenly I have an idea and start to carve letters in the sun cream on his back.....

Hilarious Facebook Statuses :), de kayb121

Inspired by Han_Man: I'm going to be uploading at least 10 every week to give you pleasure and laughter, Maybe more ;) So, everytime I update, I need you all to do something for me... COMMENT YOUR FAVORITE! The first comment will always win the dedication for that chapter (if that's what you want to call it). But only if it's a comment on your favorite status. So ya...READ, VOTE, COMMENT, AND LAUGH!!! Ready set....GO!

Exotic Rizz, de CBXD_Extreme

Teaches you how to have Rizz and to how to choose the best pick up lines to get a woman or guy with in two Weeks.😏🍆💦🍑🍒🔥

Best friends✈️💕(G.D E.D), de DolanXLovers_

It started with two strangers a text message & now being best friends; what could this mean ?♥️ Do you ever feel if a best friend... could be your lover even if they're both millions of miles away from each other? There are a lot of things that people do on social media. It's only one text way you press the send button, and you might regret it or where you might not be even if it's meant to be. How did two people who buy accidents on the Internet become best friends? Well let's wait and see Cassie gets a message from an unknown person she asked if we could have who this person might've been along longly & behold it's the best friend she has been waiting for

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Texting Him cover

Maybe it's Destiny [needs MAJOR editing] cover

Sketched Hearts ✔️ cover

Masked Feelings cover

How To Be Charming ✓ cover

Bad Boy Stole my wave (Old Version) cover

Hilarious Facebook Statuses :) cover

Exotic Rizz cover

Best friends✈️💕(G.D E.D) cover

Texting Him

¤ It's more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words, but rather, short, easy words, like,"What about lunch?" ¤ I chuckled as I typed back a reply, ¤ Did you just quote Winnie The Pooh so we could meet up? ¤ *** What happens when you mix a lost phone, blue eyes, basketball, and two people who never met but are the best of friends? Find out in Texting Him.