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This Can't Be Real (A Superhero Story)

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Reads 642
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Parts 20
Time 3h 21m

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Book 1 of 3 in the Barron Series

This book was re-edited roughly 4 times, each time in an effort to make the book less 'cringe'. The story is based on a game we used to play in my elementary school we named 'The Power of Cheese' between me and over 12 kids that we played every day at recess for (at least) 3 consecutive years. It was a roleplaying game where everyone had superpowers and controllable dimensions. In this new story, the characters are renamed (confidentiality) but the powers are the exact same. The plot was changed, but I kept it as close to the original without it sounding like it came from the minds of a gaggle of 10-year-olds. Characters were cut, the dialogue was refurbished, the jokes are more modern but still not as funny, and will probably be rewritten again. Either way, I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it.

1st Write - May 2017
1st Revision - January 2019
1st Rewrite - March 2020
2nd Revision - September 2021 
2nd (MAJOR) Rewrite - January 2022-February 2023
3rd Revision - ??? (Ongoing)

Word Count: 37,543All Rights Reserved

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Series

The Aldinon Universe

Season 1
20 parts
Season 2
8 parts
Season 3
4 parts

20 parts

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