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JOHN: Do The Hunting Thing

dothewritingthing

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Parts 34
Time 46m

Reads 12,944
Votes 443
Parts 34
Time 46m

dothewritingthing

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Killing things. Saving people. The family business. This was the code John Egbert lived by. LIVED being the key word. 

Killing people. Fucking up things. The demon business. This was the code DAVE Strider ironically ignored. IGNORED is the key word. 


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Re-released on wattpad since the first time it was uploaded without permission. A tale about a boy named John Egbert, who is psychotic and has strong feelings towards an ironic boy named Dave Strider. John will do all he can to keep Dave for himself. Dave finds himself in a situation where he is trapped in an old house with this boy, yet he loves John even after all he does to to him. Read the next Psycho John thriller titled: À La Lumière Des Diamants

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$My Happiness {DaveKat} by iznot_kit$

Just another story of Davekat (Dave Strider+Karkat Vantas) Or is it..? Dave Strider, the cool, ironic, kid with shades, has to help guide one of the new kids in school but it turns out to be an old friend. Karkat Vantas, the cute, crabby asshole has signed up for human school and is getting a 'guide' or whatever to help him get used to school. Well look who it turns out to be; Dave Strider. These two are in for a crazy ride.. read to find out more °^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^° This is a boyxboy story!! So if you don't like it please leave /!\WARNINGS/!\: 'mild' language (meaning a lot of cussing lol), bullying, triggers, and CUTE AS FUCK SHIT(eventually) May be other ships such as: Erisol, DirkxJake, Gamtav, Cronkri and slight Rosemary. More ships might come to view as the story goes on Notes: I do not own the Homestuck characters or any pictures, unless said otherwise. I do own the story line though. And just to clear this up, everyone who died comes back, so they aren't dead in this. Except the very oldest troll ancestors like the Summoner and the Grand Highblood, etc. Shoutouts to: Andrew Hussie!! For making the awesome Homestuck!! (Even if I cried a bit) And the creators of the pictures I use!! Thanks so much!!! °^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^° TAGS AND PLACES: #1 in Davekat on 12/12/'18 #1 in karkatvantas on 11/25/'18 #1 in davestrider on 10/25/'18 #1 in andrewhussie & hussie on 11/25/'18 #1 in Homestuck on 12/17/'18

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Its All Started As Child Play by jack_the_loser

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Hey, Vantas? (DaveKat) by 2olluxFuckiingCaptor

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Nightmares (Dave x reader x Karkat) COMPLETED by soupalert

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