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JOHN: Do The Hunting Thing

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Reads 12,870
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Parts 34
Time 46m

dothewritingthing

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Killing things. Saving people. The family business. This was the code John Egbert lived by. LIVED being the key word. 

Killing people. Fucking up things. The demon business. This was the code DAVE Strider ironically ignored. IGNORED is the key word. 


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Demonstuck [Davekat] by TheFloralWizard

Your name is Dave Strider. You're 16 years old. You have an.. Interesting career. ---- 16 year old Dave Strider is a demon hunter with his older brother, Dirk. The Striders became hunters after their Bro died on the job. Karkat Vantas is the new kid. He moved to Houston, Texas after the death of his father to live with his older brother Kankri. He never thought that he'd have to go into hiding with his brother, but here he was.

Blue and Red (DaveJohn) by Gavala65

THIS IS LITERALLY ANCIENT YALL WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS please if you do read it, read with a grain of salt because it was started in 2015 Your name is John Egbert and you're perfectly content with being one of the only kids who has like, two friends, well three if you counted your "Best Internet Bro", TG. All seemed to be going its natural course when the new kid walks in, and he's been your best friend since 3rd grade. Your name is Dave Strider and you just moved to Washington. Your Bro said it would be better to live in a suburban area in fucking-cold-as-frozen-shitington rather than your apartment in Houston. Now, this wouldn't be as bad if all these snotty kids were smart enough to figure out your mute, or if they all knew ASL, but apparently there's only one kid in the entire fucking school who can understand you. Just your Best Internet Bro of course.

Nightmares (Dave x reader x Karkat) COMPLETED by soupalert

Dave Strider x reader x Karkat Vantas.. Warning: this gets rather violent in some context, blood and gore is fairly frequent. Strong language too, but I don't understand why you need that warning if you got through Homestuck. Dave, Karkat and other Homestuck characters belong to Andrew Hussie. Story belongs to me. Lemon is in there, but you do not need to read it. It's not the best of lemons, it's just kinda ridiculous and stupid. Ps. In the early chapters I may say this is not a Karkat x reader. That was when I was still deciding whether or not this was in fact going to be a Dave x reader x Karkat. So don't pay attention to any of that, cause it is a Dave x reader x Karkat.

Hey, Vantas? (DaveKat) by 2olluxFuckiingCaptor

Dave Strider, now falling into a deep Depression, believes he has nothing to live for. Locking himself in his room and crying have become two of his few hobbies, and when he isn't alone, moping in his room, he's talking to Karkat Vantas. Karkat has been the only thing keeping him sane... and alive. But, there's something that Dave is completely oblivious to: Karkat has been in love with him for quite some time, and has yet to express how he truly feels. Not before long, Dave slowly begins to realize that maybe, just maybe, being more than friends is an option...

JohnDave-Love Forbidden by Rumination_Runaway

A story, filled with jealousy, hatred, desperation, discrimination, beauty, lovers, ships, heartaches, swearing, abuse, judges, and so, so much more. Read about how John Egbert and Dave Strider fight through their lives together. Find friends along the way in this mysterious tale. Discover secrets kept deep inside. JohnDave- Love Forbidden PG-13

Staying Strong (Dave Strider x Reader) by DragonessZombii

People come, and people go, and that's the motto you live by. You were always adjusting to change, and you never truly had a constant in your life. That is, until Dave Strider walked in just as easily as others choose to walk out. RATED MATURE FOR POSSIBLE LEMON IN THE FUTURE.

𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐞||𝙵𝚒𝚗𝚗 𝚆𝚘𝚕𝚏𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝙸𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜 by sunflower-rxse

"𝘚𝘩𝘦'𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦, 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘐'𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘮𝘦"

Its All Started As Child Play by jack_the_loser

There's this new girl name Sun. Nobody really knows her or her past , but when she goes to Northern High. She makes 4 new friends. John Egbert, Dave Strider, Rose Lalonde, and Jade Harley. And when Dave And John both end up liking her, what happens? Well she has more problems let alone that. She's bullied and not to mention what happens at home. Find out who wins her heart and see how the bullies clear up. This Is A Homestuck story. Not much to say other then that. I'm just writing it as I go. Possibly MIGHT be a sadstuck. I do not Own Any homestuck , it all belongs to Andrew Hussie. I just made up the schools name sooo ya!

Seriously Ill Poetry (Davekat) by crystalline-baby

Karkat needs help in English class, and as it turns out, Dave Strider is all he's got. Typical. Fuck descriptions, just read it (please).

Mr. Nubby (DaveKat) by FierySwirls

~Some weird Davekat that I put together~ ENJOY WITH YOUR FACES

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Hey, Vantas? (DaveKat) cover

JohnDave-Love Forbidden cover

Staying Strong (Dave Strider x Reader) cover

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Its All Started As Child Play cover

Seriously Ill Poetry (Davekat) cover

Mr. Nubby (DaveKat) cover

Demonstuck [Davekat]

Your name is Dave Strider. You're 16 years old. You have an.. Interesting career. ---- 16 year old Dave Strider is a demon hunter with his older brother, Dirk. The Striders became hunters after their Bro died on the job. Karkat Vantas is the new kid. He moved to Houston, Texas after the death of his father to live with his older brother Kankri. He never thought that he'd have to go into hiding with his brother, but here he was.