JOHN: Do The Hunting Thing
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Last published Tue, May 23, 2017
Killing things. Saving people. The family business. This was the code John Egbert lived by. LIVED being the key word.
Killing people. Fucking up things. The demon business. This was the code DAVE Strider ironically ignored. IGNORED is the key word.
Classic JohnDave demonstuck; because there isn't enough of it in the world. Updates Weekdays. Weekends are planning and drawing
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