Coffee?

Hello and welcome to a monster fuelled novel about a story of how I got rejected, no shocks there. I would like to formally apologise for the cringe and the bad grammar inside this story, as you can probably tell highly intellectual subjects are not my strongest points. If you don't know what's happening during the novel, it's probably because it is lacking information. Unfortunately for those people, I must keep this as vague as possible because I still value other peoples' privacy. Nonetheless this tale should still be somewhat accurate, since I used my diary for references. I really don't know how to stretch this description out any further so here's some facts:

- This is a first draft, obviously going to have a few (everywhere) rough edges.
- Started writing this on the 6th of February 2017.
- Names have been altered.
- While writing this masterpiece my motivation provider has been '10 Hours What is Love Jim Carrey HD'
- This contains all the cringe you'd ever need.
- I'm going to be bullied by Daryl if he ever finds this.

That seems long enough, anyway go ahead and have a read. I have altered this version of the novel so that Evil Bobbo wouldn't bully me.