Memorable Quotes (from my mother)
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Last published Sat, Jun 9, 2018
Here's all the fucked up shit my mom says on a daily basis. Very crude, hilarious, downright jacked up stuff from the mouth of my mother. Enjoy~
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I will likely update this once a week at least because, let's be honest, I have a weird ass mom.
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