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Memorable Quotes (from my mother)

thehumanmilkfic

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Reads 203
Votes 28
Parts 5
Time <5 mins

thehumanmilkfic

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Here's all the fucked up shit my mom says on a daily basis. Very crude, hilarious, downright jacked up stuff from the mouth of my mother. Enjoy~


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I will likely update this once a week at least because, let's be honest, I have a weird ass mom.All Rights Reserved

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