Funny Harry Potter Texts

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Imagine what it would be like if the harry potter characters could text each other? 
P.S- non of the characters belong to be but to the amazing J.K RowlingAll Rights Reserved

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In an alternate reality cellphones may not exist, but magic does. Y/N and Rowan are a couple of inseparable best friends. These two are very different from each other but still manage to think very alike. In their world, the Harry Potter franchise exists but to them.. not really. That being said they have the same opinion on magic and Harry Potter. It's not real. Until it is. TW : Violence and gruesome descriptions

⚠️UNDER EDITING/REVISION⚠️ (Still available to read) "There's no way that boy could ever feel love..." Hermione spat "I think he could...you guys just haven't gave him a chance" I said laughing I knew it wasn't true A grin creeped upon Ron's face "Well...let's make a deal shall we?" "For?" I asked "If you make Malfoy fall head over heels in love with you...Harry will give you his spot on the quidditch team" he kicked backed and laughed My stomach churned.... this rude, obnoxious, soulless, slimy git? That's impossible But having an opportunity to have the best spot on the quidditch team...I'll take that...it's not like I have anything to lose....right? "You got yourself a deal!" I said with a smirk knowing I'd do anything I could to make this ...but does winning the love of Draco Malfoy come at a price? What if to win....means she loses? . . . . All characters belong to jk Rowling (Besides my added characters)

⚠️UNDER EDITING/REVISION (changing y/n to Myla)!⚠️ (this story is still available to read) Everyone has that one person they can't stand...y/n Jones absolutely despises Draco Malfoy. Is there a deeper reason for this feud? no one truly knows why the two can't bear to be around the other. Can two people with such a dark past make amends? Maybe...just maybe, they're just what each other needs. . . . . #1 in "dracomalfoy" #1 in "snape" #1 in "Narcissa" (All characters belong to Jk Rowling) (Besides the ones I have created)

Text Fic Drarry (En) - Saving the enemy by Learmony

Text fic. Takes place after the war, Draco and Harry return to Hogwarts for their eight year and start texting each other. Or the story where they're helping each other without knowing it and fall in love in the process. Readers, be warned, there will surely be mention of heavy subject, like self-harm or suicidal thoughts, also it will no be that present as there'll be more humour than anything. Honestly, they mostly get to know each other and they're teasing, becoming friends, sometimes flirting.. I must say that English isn't my first language so I apologize for my spelling mistakes as I'm sure there will be a lot. Also, the universe and characters belong to J.K. Rowling, the story is mine. Thank you if you decide reading me, and don't hesitate to correct me, I'll appreciate all the help and comment you'll be willing to give me !

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Winners Keepers - Dramione || ✓ by AegisXyston

*COMPLETE* CRAZY and COMPLICATED. That's what Hermione's life becomes when, after a heated argument with the Slytherins, Ron impulsively bets away Hermione for the Quidditch Match. 🎲🎲🎲🎲🎲🎲🎲 ⚠️Be Warned: THERE WILL BE PEEVES. 👻👻👻⚠️ ⛔May contain MATURE THEMES ⛔ "Malfoy!" she spat. "How dare you come here??! Give me one reason not to hex you. But wait, I'll still hex you", she said menacingly. "Relax Granger", he drawled with his signature smirk. "I am just here to inform you of our date." 💜💜💜💜💜💜 "This book is truly one of a kind..i have read many fanfics of Dramione and none of em can even compare to this.." ~~ @MtheWitch 💐💐💐💐💐💐 "SAVAGE" ~~ @StarWarrior22 🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃 Disclaimer: All rights, to the original Harry Potter franchise and characters, belong to JK Rowling. I only own what I add to it. #1 on #dramionewhatshot #1 on #dracomalfoywhatshot #3 on #harrypotterwhatshot #63 in Fanfiction on 2.7.17 #195 in Fanfiction on 14.5.17 #200 in Fanfiction on 12.5.17

mystery text- d.m- discontinued by quanticoolio

An AU if phones were allowed at Hogwarts. All characters reserved to J.K Rowling except for Lana. Originally named 'texting draco' this is discontinued, so read at your own risk, I'm making a new one so......

When the Stars Align- (Ron Weasley x reader) by qlossyweasley

You are a slytherin...well for your first 5 years at Hogwarts at least...a love story between you and Ron Weasley! Some drama goes down between you, the slytherins, and the gryffindors! Will you find love and happiness during your time at Hogwarts? Stay tuned to find out! This is my first full Wattpad i have ever written and I hope everyone who reads will enjoy :) will contain cussing, smut,drinking, etc. There will be a warning in front of each chapter :) I do not own any of these characters from the Harry Potter universe as they all belong to J.K. Rowling (i do not support her actions) cringe warning i wrote this 3 years ago and it is very cringey😩

𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐓𝐄𝐑 | ❝ you don't need a filter to get me to like you. ❞ [ texting/social media au ] [ draco x female oc ] - lowercase intended! (except for non-texting chapters) © 2021, flicksturz © All Rights Reserved

Harry Potter Texts {COMPLETE} by -AwkwardPenguin-

Somehow the magical world has grasped onto the concept of texting and now anything could happen. From Ron being Ron and Voldemort wanting a nose, the possibilities are endless. Oh would you look at that; Snape has a knack for gifs. If you're hoping this has a lot to do with the plot of the Harry Potter books you're looking in the wrong area. This, my friends, is a bunch of weird crap thrown together that I hope go with their personalities. If you like Twenty Øne Piløts, Supernatural, Sherlock, pies, gifs, and OUAT then this might actually be the book for you. WARNING: I wrote this... so long ago. I honestly might as well be a who different person now so f a i r warning lmao. The cringe is strong, for me at least.

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In an alternate reality cellphones may not exist, but magic does. Y/N and Rowan are a couple of inseparable best friends. These two are very different from each other but still manage to think very alike. In their world, the Harry Potter franchise exists but to them.. not really. That being said they have the same opinion on magic and Harry Potter. It's not real. Until it is. TW : Violence and gruesome descriptions

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