You all know the story of Jesse Jacobsen and Jordan Emery, the struggle of how they eventually came together...and seriously, if you didn't guess that the two ended up as a couple from the genre of the story, you do not know your romance novels. But now, it's time to try something different. It's time to deconstruct this story for what it really is, a passably written, slightly implausible tale of life, love, death, gang members, and student-teacher relationships, devolved into a crazy, weird, outlandish story of zombies, vampires, werewolves, lesbians, idiot balls, clones, impressions of Victorian fashion, chainsaws, swords, tasers, shotguns, sedatives, and quite possibly the most epic fake guitar playing duel in history. Don't miss it now, in There's a Thin Line Between Love and Hate: Now With Zombies!
Note: Due to my irregular update schedule, meaning I update this story whenever I feel like it, most of what I've promised isn't actually in the story. But trust me, there are zombies in the first chapter.
Further Note: I do not pretend that this is some great, artistic masterpiece. This is a joke, written for the sake of irreverence and fun. Do not expect serious social or artistic commentary within the main narrative.
The apocalypse came; firstly only with the side effects of another world war, the radioactive making people sick and poisoning the air and food, but then the zombies came.
And they hit hard against an already fragile humankind.
Not that it matters to me, really, I'm a vampire after all; no zombie can match me and is even fun to bully them around while I have the whole city for myself.
As if a swarm of ants would bother the passing tiger.
But one thing did, one that was the worst nightmare of any immortal being.
Loneliness.
And being bored to death on top of that.
Good thing that some humans appear close to my territory, that way I have someone to play with; and the mere thought makes my mouth water, so many things I could do to them...
And that made me very, very eager.
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MC(Main Character) ML (Male Lead/couple)
MC: I hope you two are prepared.
ML1: Prepared? For what?
ML2: Don't you dare hurt him...
MC: *smirks smugly* For vampires are known to have a lot of... stamina in yourselves...
ML2: ... *Stares down meanly but hides blush*
ML1: Stamina? For what? *look at both of them, confused*
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**Mature content**
BL(Boys love)
This book contains explicit sex, gore, strong language, bondage, bdsm and threesome between men.
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