There's a Thin Line Between Love and Hate: Now With Zombies
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You all know the story of Jesse Jacobsen and Jordan Emery, the struggle of how they eventually came together...and seriously, if you didn't guess that the two ended up as a couple from the genre of the story, you do not know your romance novels. But now, it's time to try something different. It's time to deconstruct this story for what it really is, a passably written, slightly implausible tale of life, love, death, gang members, and student-teacher relationships, devolved into a crazy, weird, outlandish story of zombies, vampires, werewolves, lesbians, idiot balls, clones, impressions of Victorian fashion, chainsaws, swords, tasers, shotguns, sedatives, and quite possibly the most epic fake guitar playing duel in history. Don't miss it now, in There's a Thin Line Between Love and Hate: Now With Zombies!
Note: Due to my irregular update schedule, meaning I update this story whenever I feel like it, most of what I've promised isn't actually in the story. But trust me, there are zombies in the first chapter.
Further Note: I do not pretend that this is some great, artistic masterpiece. This is a joke, written for the sake of irreverence and fun. Do not expect serious social or artistic commentary within the main narrative.
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