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Call Me Zero [Completed]
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"What are you doing?" -Seventh
"Eating a bowl of soul."-Zero
".........Well then." -Seventh
"I meant SOUP. A BOWL OF SOUP." -Zero
"Yeah... sure, say it was a typo or blame it on the autocorrect." -Seventh
"I'm laughing at my own failure right now." -Zero
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