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Call Me Zero [Completed]

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Parts 46
Time 5h 12m

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"What are you doing?" -Seventh

"Eating a bowl of soul."-Zero

".........Well then." -Seventh

"I meant SOUP. A BOWL OF SOUP." -Zero

"Yeah... sure, say it was a typo or blame it on the autocorrect." -Seventh

"I'm laughing at my own failure right now." -Zero

  
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The Wrong April Fools text by imu_tiramisoo

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Truth | e.d by LFauls

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The Number On The Napkin by LunaFlore

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The Gangleaders Sister by cutiiepiexx

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Cherry Chapstick by yumnaxxariff

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Creativity at its finesse ✔️ by SonDinDinDin6

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