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Book of Puns

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Reads 874,404
Votes 35,303
Parts 220
Time 20m

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Do you really need a description?
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Well, then. It's a book. Made up of puns. (Puns, puns galore!)



DISCLAIMER (and long overdue [insert library pun]):
Though I sort of stated it before, this is my official disclaimer: about 99.999% of these puns aren't mine (no one has enough of a dead soul for that). The ones not mine I found scattered throughout the Interwebz, on multiple sites and from multiple people, dead or alive, friends and strangers.All Rights Reserved

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