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The Bad Boy Stole My Tampon

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JackChaseWriter

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She was a girl. He was a boy. She loved him, but he had a secret. Will it end in heartbreak? Or will they find love in a bathroom stall? 

"Emotional. Compelling. Greatest love story since The Shining." -- Steve Harvey, 10/10

"I couldn't put it down! I was reading it everywhere, while driving, in the shower, even when I was sleeping! Help me! I can't put this book down, seriously! The publisher put glue on the cover and if I try to take it off, it'll rip my skin! This can't be legal! It was a good book though." -- Stephen King, 10/10

"This can't be a real book. Seriously? 'The Bad Boy Stole My Tampon'? That's stupid, what the fuck [REDACTED]" -- [REDACTED], 10/10

"Amazing and action-packed! I would give it 10 stars if I could! Oh wait... wait, what? This is a review? I can give 10 stars? OH FUCK YEAH!!!" -- Barack Obama, 10/10All Rights Reserved

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