Egg puns (and others!)
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Last published Tue, Feb 7, 2017
A very socially awkward and egg-tremely punny teenager joinsa support group by her mother's wish. She must find her place in life and finally stand up to her mother.
Honestly I don't know what what I'm doing-- I just thought of this and tries to eggecute my idea
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