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Egg puns (and others!)

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Reads 64
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Parts 1
Time <5 mins

A very socially awkward and egg-tremely punny teenager joinsa support group by her mother's wish. She must find her place in life and finally stand up to her mother.

Honestly I don't know what what I'm doing-- I just thought of this and tries to eggecute my ideaAll Rights Reserved

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