I'll add a description later, if anyone reads the intro and likes it, and if I actually write any more. Not sure if this is any good, it's 2:30 am here.
Hi! This is extremely old. The only reason it's still up is because it's my only somewhat successful piece. I dislike it in its entirety, but I very much appreciate all of those who've read it, commented, favorited, etc. Y'all kept me on this app for many years. Ty!