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Wattpad; Clichés And Parodies

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Reads 416
Votes 31
Parts 8
Time 25m

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Clichés are storylines that has been over used to the ground but we still love them anyways right?
But what happens when the sweet gentle  cliche meets  bad ass sarcastic parody? Things get bat shit crazy that's what!

Herein lies parodies in form of stories from our very own, overused wattpad storyline clichés.
Please read the authors note first before reading the stories.

Oh lest I forget, try not to read in public, I won't be held responsible for the weird looks  and finger pointing.All Rights Reserved

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Adoring Austin | ✓ by ifunnybruh

(Book 1) #120 in Teen Fiction Suddenly an awkward silence took over the room and we were like magnets, attracted to the sudden beauty of the of the purple marble floor. ''I really like you. Actually I've liked you for a very long time.'' Did he just say 'for a very long time' ? Da hell, I just met him a few months ago. *** Hate.Hate.Hate. 'Hate was all that I had for him and I promised myself that I would never fall for him or someone like him again' You call these type of people 'players' Meet Arianna Byrnes. She isn't your average everyday model that consumes most of her time in facial massages and manicure. She's one hell of a dare-devil that occasionally she crosses paths with Austin Parker. Austin Parker. Now where do we start ? The type of person that believes in 'making love' rather than 'falling in love'. Takes girls. Uses them. Disposes them off. But when he sets his eyes upon Arianna, what will come out of it ? And most importantly when he figures that they have a rich history ? Follow Arianna and her sarcastic, yet wonderful conscience on the journey of finding love after she lost all hopes of it. *********(My writing is bad in the beginning but it occasionally improves)********* |•| Having shared a unique and memorable past, will they come to put together the puzzle pieces ?

Worse for Better- Book #1 in the WF Series by anyawritezzz

Abuse. Whether it comes from a parent or a significant other is an issue that has brought many into being manipulated, ruined, or even shattered into a hundred different pieces. Alaiya Storm can check off all those things, even though she doesn't realize it. When one day Roman Blackwood; the quarterback of the college football team who has no desire to ever date and is used to just the one-time hookup with no strings attached thing, sees the way Alaiya is being treated, will he put his hatred aside that he feels for her after a not-so-great interaction? They both find each other irritating. With Roman's sarcastic comments and Alaiya's constant need to stay in this abusive relationship, an annoyance, but also an inability to resist each other grows in a way they didn't expect, nor wanted. ~~~~~~ "I hate you more and more everyday," I say as I turn my head towards her. "Keep going," she encourages me before her mouth begins to suck harder on the crook of my neck. I grip onto the back of the wood tighter while her hand goes to the inside of my hair and pushes my neck closer for her mouth's reach. The minute I feel her tongue begin to glide again, I lose all control instantly. "I don't give a fuck." I throw my stick to the ground and pull her by the back of her throat in under a second as our lips finally connect. ~~~~~~ 1k reads April 30, 2021 10k reads on May 7, 2021 100k reads on May 16, 2021 **** Top Ranks: #1 in College #1 in Football #1 in love story #1 in friends #1 in Series #2 in Happy Ending #3 in bwwm #3 in Humor #3 in Enemies to lovers #4 in Collegeromance

The Worst Story Ever (Part Two) by tamspissedpants

Let's all take a trip down memory lane to a time when we thought writing an entire 270 paged book without an outline or any kind of plan was a good idea. That's what this book was for me. Luckily, some good should come out of it, seeing as I will now re-read it and pick it apart for your reading pleasure. Enjoy, to the best of your abilities.

The Billionaire Mafia Boss Alpha Bad Boy and Me by YYeung128

A parody... except it slowly gets less satirical as I get way too attached to the characters and turn the story into a shipping-fest ~~~~ "Why are you doing this?" I whispered. He slammed me against another locker. I could see anger, sadness, envy, happiness and lust in his teal green orbs. "Because you're mine." He smirked, gnashing his teeth against mine. ~~~~ Brynn Winters is a 17 year old good girl. She is sweeter than sugar. She is also sarcastic and quirky and innocent and naive and snarky and is a bookworm and not like other girls. She also has trauma to (barely) compensate for her lack of personality. She believes in love but she has never experienced any, until she met him. Ryder Daniels is a 18 year old bad boy. He is sweeter than sin. He is dark and mysterious and plays football (not shown in book). He smokes and drinks beer. He is a ladies' man and a player. He has walls around his heart and some dark secrets that is definitely not spoiled in the title. He does not believe in love. Brynn and Ryder are opposites. So what happens when they meet? He is not who she thinks he is. Will it end in disaster? Or will it end in love? Will it end in flames? Or will it end in a different kind of flame? As disasters come their way, will they choose love or not love? Will their secrets drive them apart? Or will they trust in each other? Join them on their journey of love. There will be love, annoying sluts, conversations that doesn't pass the Bechdel test, cliche tropes, glaring plot holes, subtly glaring plot holes, socialism, orbs, humor, secondhand embarrassment and the tiniest hints of homoeroticism. ~~~~ Reviews (aka criticisms that I'm too lazy to correct): "From a horribly done parody to horribly done leftist propaganda." "Brynn and Ryder are the most frustrating couple I've ever read." "Where humor" "You can't use parody as an excuse for bad writing, you know."

Well, You Fooled Me by StupidFreakingBees

"We fake date each other for two or three weeks then we have a public breakup." I think he's hit his head one too many times playing football. "Really that's all you could come up with?" He just rolls his eyes. "It's perfect! Stacy will move on because she can't have me." Katie Fleming is your average shy girl and sarcasm is her main language. She has one best friend, well two if you count her best friend's boyfriend. Katie thought her senior year was going to be easy, stay single, aggravate her best friends boyfriend, and try her best to get straight A's in all her classes. Well, that was till her school's star quarterback almost hits her with his car. Wyatt M. Kent is Clearwaters' star quarterback and the most popular boy in school. Ever since he almost hit Katie with his car, he can't stop noticing her. So, to stop the head cheerleader (who absolutely despises Katie,) from constantly flirting with him he proposes the idea of them fake dating. But little did he know getting her to agree might come with a high price. What happens when you can't tell if you're fooling each other, or if the feelings are real? Mild language Hit 1k reads 2/18/23 🙀🎉🎉 Hit 3k reads 4/27/23 Ranked #1 in fakedating 2/20/23 🙀 Ranked #2 in quarterback 3/26/23 🙀 Ranked #2 in sarcasm 6/10/23 OG readers (these are the readers that have stuck with me the whole time. They vote and comment on every chapter. Thank you😘.) @funtazieeyyy @karen5125014 @JeremyLindsay @Storytellingdude871 @EliteWaffler

It's A Cliche by lolipopnerd

Hey kids. Do you love watpadd? Are you tired of cliche's? Do you just want to read something funny? Well here's the book for you. Its a humourous parody for watpadd cliches. All you have to do is check it out. You'll fall in love. She was a storm; not the kind you run from, oh no... The kind you chase. ••• What is this idiot doing? He's making a scene, people are staring. Oh God please kill me now. I close my eyes and pray; Oh God just let the ground open up and swallow me... Pretty please? I peek from one eye to check if I've magically teleported... Nope! Still in this nightmare. "will... You... Marry... Me?", he stops singing and looks at me hopefully. Tristan why?! Why you gotta be so weird all the time? I look around to see the crowd watching wide eyed. Some look at me expectantly while the others look like they're about to cry due to this sham of affectionate 'love'. Oh what do I do now? "Tristan... We're in -. "She said yes!" they all applaud ecstatically. 'I hate people'

Side Note: I Think I Love You by authordayajames

Side note: never fall for your fake boyfriend. When my best friend convinced me to write a love letter to my crush, I didn't expect it to all go south. Because instead of the most realistic scenario-him reading the letter and rejecting me privately-the last thing I'd ever expected to happen did. The letter doesn't end up in his locker. But in the locker of one of the most popular football players in the senior class, Ian Bale. Who also just happens to be my crush's older brother. Luckily, he promises to keep it a secret. But our actions start spreading rumors about us and in the next minute, I'm thrown into a fake relationship. But it works out for the both of us. Ian saves me from potential embarrassment while I help get his friends off his back about his dating life (or lack thereof). However, as the month progresses, I find myself enjoying more and more of his company. From his cheesy pick-up lines to his sense of wonder and even his nerdy glasses. My priorities begin to shift and I can't help but be a little terrified of the prospect of trusting another guy again. But I think I can make an exception. For fans of Jenny Han, Cookie O'Gorman, and happily ever afters with a sprinkling of real world problems, get ready to dive into the first installment of this beachside romance.

Silently Falling by Liz_Plum

Highest ranking: #1 in Teen Fiction -- "Sunshine, what guy do you know has a weird fetish with sign language?" She's the aftermath of a high school party nightmare. Tragedy robbed her of her innocence and stole her voice before she had the chance to speak out. The court called her a liar, and the guilty was set free. Now memories plague her mind and trap her in solitude. She was forced to learn sign language, struggling to find a way to voice her silence. He's the definition of the boy she tried to stay away from. The epitome of harsh rumors and hopeless fantasies. The source of lies and blame. He's analyzed, misunderstood, and utterly mysterious. And he may be the one to find her voice. When they meet, she gets accustomed to his arrogance and he gets accustomed to her silence. An essay is what brings them together, but what happens when he starts asking too many questions? Will her past continue to drag her down, or will he save her? Fate has a funny way of bringing people together, but it doesn't always work how it's supposed to. *different summary inside* "Perfect amount of tragedy, humor, and romance!" -Sparkles530 "I feel like I learned a lot from your story, thank you." - 980Sarah "This book is beautifully written. Thank you for sharing it on Wattpad." -AKRathan "I just want to say that Silently Falling was one of the best books I've ever read. It's so beautiful and heartwarming and the way you described the progress of their relationship was beautiful." -Rafyrofy "Perfect ending." -TaylorxTaterxTot COVER: Ensurel

Blue Jay #Wattys2016 by Sammiebanban

Have you ever read Twilight and thought to yourself "Hey, why are they taking themselves so seriously?" Well, I made this novel parodying some things from Twilight. Enjoy!

Seriously, WHAT'S HOT? [√] by CompulsiveWriter

Written when Wattpad had a 'What's Hot' list - a satire of all the cliche plots woven into one story line - Werewolves, adopted hot brothers, arranged marriages, vampires, fan-fic, gangster love, plus much more... it's a rollercoaster of a plot!

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Adoring Austin | ✓ cover

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The Worst Story Ever (Part Two) cover

The Billionaire Mafia Boss Alpha Bad Boy and Me cover

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It's A Cliche cover

Side Note: I Think I Love You cover

Silently Falling cover

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Adoring Austin | ✓

(Book 1) #120 in Teen Fiction Suddenly an awkward silence took over the room and we were like magnets, attracted to the sudden beauty of the of the purple marble floor. ''I really like you. Actually I've liked you for a very long time.'' Did he just say 'for a very long time' ? Da hell, I just met him a few months ago. * Hate.Hate.Hate. 'Hate was all that I had for him and I promised myself that I would never fall for him or someone like him again' You call these type of people 'players' Meet Arianna Byrnes. She isn't your average everyday model that consumes most of her time in facial massages and manicure. She's one hell of a dare-devil that occasionally she crosses paths with Austin Parker. Austin Parker. Now where do we start ? The type of person that believes in 'making love' rather than 'falling in love'. Takes girls. Uses them. Disposes them off. But when he sets his eyes upon Arianna, what will come out of it ? And most importantly when he figures that they have a rich history ? Follow Arianna and her sarcastic, yet wonderful conscience on the journey of finding love after she lost all hopes of it. *(My writing is bad in the beginning but it occasionally improves)*** |•| Having shared a unique and memorable past, will they come to put together the puzzle pieces ?