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Stories From The Obama Journal : Vol.1

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The Obama Journal is dedicated to all of the Conservative wingnuts and wackadoodles that dominate the internet and social media , who believe every conspiracy and controversy they've ever heard about  Barack Obama : he's gay , the Anti-Christ , a Muslim , hates America , will confiscate every gun , the list is endless. 
Disclaimer : Any similarity between actual people and their counter parts in these stories , is not coincidental , and meant to be ridiculous.All Rights Reserved

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We have Calcium in our bones Iron in our veins Carbon in our souls and Nitrogen in our brains 93% stardust with souls made of Flames we are all just stars with people names a goodguyfitz fanfiction social media format (it's an experience) this is one of the funniest books I've ever written, and it's only funny to me because I have those spicy dad jokes you hear lowercase intended updated when I feel like it (probably once a week at some point) all credit @ me lol t.w. mentions of violence, drugs, alcohol, and other mature themes. read at your own risk, babies. there's def gonna be smut this time, guys, but it won't be too bad, I promise. p.s.a. people like to give me and other writers shit about oc books. leave it alone. it's my work and I want to share it because I put time and effort into it. I'm not here to please every individual person. my style of writing is just different from yours. ~negative comments will be deleted~ ~don't dm your hate, you pussies~ highest rankings #71 out of 1.99K in #misfits #91 out of 2.06K in #fitz #4 out of 452 in #socialmediastory reached 1K on 13/08/19 reached 2K on 20/09/19

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She was gone. Rody found it hard to believe. She was the one he thought he was waiting for all his life, and she was also the one who left too quickly. This couldn't be how it would end... yet it all added up- how she was always "busy," how she never contacted him, how she never answered. Manon was gone, and she was the love of his life... or so he thought. When Rody asked for the position of the waiter again, Vincent wasn't hesitant at all to accept. Rody visibly wasn't the same- and Vincent knew all too well that this was his fault. Vincent offers his condolences and becomes closer to Rody, and the waiter takes on a rediscovery trail. Rody and Vincent develop a close friendship, but soon enough, both of them start to question their feelings towards each other. Everything changed after a kiss. •❣•୨୧┈┈┈୨୧•❣• !!COVER CREDITS TO kongze14 ON X!! This is a story based off the Dead Plate game by RachelDrawsThis. I do not own the game, the characters, ect. This story takes place after ending 1 of the game, when Manon wouldn't answer Rody. Also, if you are looking for a well-written book that is not cringe and is really beautifully written and of good quality, THEN PLEASE LEAVE, THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR YOU- THIS IS MY FIRST BOOK AND I SUCK AT WRITING SO READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! This IS really cringe and I'm thinking of putting the first few chapters into revision, but constructive criticism is appreciated! •❣•୨୧┈┈┈୨୧•❣• TW: -cursing -heavy angst -blood and gore -self harm/suicidal thoughts -cannibalism -possible smut IF ANY OF THESE TOPICS TRIGGER YOU OR MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE, I HIGHLY ADVISE AGAINST READING THIS BOOK. MY STORY IS NOT MEANT TO GLORIFY SELF HARM, SUICIDAL THOUGHTS, ETC IN ANY WAY! •❣•୨୧┈┈┈୨୧•❣•

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