So Punny !
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Last published Wed, Mar 22, 2017
-UPDATE: I just returned to wattpad and regretted that I wrote this book but thanks for the 800 views lol. Sorry about this book, I just noticed how bad it is XD. -
I myself definitely love bad and good puns, jokes and more.
But if I made them, it will be much worse.
Some of them are created by my friends at school. Cringe, face palms , guaranteed. Laughter, humor not guaranteed.
That's why it is random, not humor.
Sorry, if you see some puns that you already saw, I just decided to put the jokes that actually made me giggle
Prepare to cringe by our definitely good jokes!
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