THINGS WE MAKE FOR OUR FELLOW BORKS

"This is so fetch!" - Regina George

"I am very inspired, where is the Newborky meddle of honor for this masterpiece?"
- Stephen King

"If this book was a song, I'd play it on repeat."
-Tyler Joseph & Joshua Dun

"This book truly lets the inner Bork shine!"
- Gabe

"This is still a better love story than twilight."- Berry B Benson