Alexander Hamilton is a man of honour, (until he cheats on his wife lmao) so one day when he discovers a store, he and his friend John Laurens go in and buy their first pairs of Heelys. Burr's salty (like always), Jefferson, who of course, invented the wheel, tries to make his Heelys the best, Eliza wishes Burr shot her instead of Alexander during the whole week these events take place.