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One Kiss, One Daycare

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"God damn it, Derrick! You're going to get the crap everywhere! Put the diaper in the Diaper Genie!" I yelled, but not loud enough to wake up the rest of the kids in the other room.

He groaned, pinching his nose with one hand and throwing the diaper away with the other.

"Alright, first step done," I said. "Baby wipes, please," I requested with my hand out. 

He grabbed the wipes and handed them to me.

I looked at him and gave him back the pack of wipes. "Molly told you to do it." 

"Nuh uh! I am not doing that! It's near his peanut-sized thing!" 

"Oh. My god." I glared at him. "Give me those," I yanked the wipes out of his hands.


Daycares. The last place you would think to hang out with your crush. Thanks to the crazy atmosphere of toddlers running amok and screaming their heads off, the obsessive, Lily Tanners encounters the most unexpected thing that gets her off guard. Will she finally have the dream of being with her crush, Derrick Evans?All Rights Reserved

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