The Amazing Book Of Random Crap

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Oh look! the trash made a new book! 
*shoots other self* 
Well hello there human! In this book I'm just talking about random stuff and of course rants since I'm a salty piece of crap xDAll Rights Reserved

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𝘼 𝙈𝘼𝙁𝙄𝘼 𝙍𝙊𝙈𝘼𝙉𝘾𝙀 // 𝙸𝚃'𝚂 𝙰 𝚂𝚃𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝙾𝙵 𝙇𝙐𝙉𝘼 𝙀𝙇𝙄𝙕𝘼𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙃 & 𝙆𝙄𝙈 𝙏𝘼𝙀𝙃𝙔𝙐𝙉𝙂 𝙰 𝙱𝙴𝙰𝚄𝚃𝙸𝙵𝚄𝙻 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙲𝙷 & 𝙰 𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙳𝚂𝙾𝙼𝙴 𝙻𝚄𝙲𝙸𝙵𝙴𝚁 ❝ 𝙄𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙋𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚 & 𝙋𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙨, 𝙄 𝙗𝙤𝙧𝙣 𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙒𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝. 𝘼 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝 𝙬𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙚𝙮𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙇𝙪𝙘𝙞𝙛𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙖 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙣.❞ ~ 𝙇𝙪𝙣𝙖 𝙀𝙡𝙞𝙯𝙖𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙝 🍷♣♦ ❝ 𝙈𝙖𝙮𝙗𝙚 𝙄'𝙢 𝙖 𝙇𝙪𝙘𝙞𝙛𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙣. 𝙄𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙨𝙠𝙮 , 𝙔𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙤𝙣 . 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙝 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙢𝙮 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩. 𝙔𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙖 𝙒𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝 𝙀𝙢𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙇𝙪𝙘𝙞𝙛𝙚𝙧'𝙨 𝙀𝙢𝙥𝙞𝙧𝙚. ❞ ~ 𝙆𝙞𝙢 𝙏𝙖𝙚𝙝𝙮𝙪𝙣𝙜 👑🔪🥂 Mostly Smuts type content❗If you're not into this Then please Don't read! Everything is based on imagination . I'm not intended to harass any kpop idol or any one. No hate please. Show some love please 💜💜 My first ff 𝘾𝙧𝙖𝙯𝙮 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙝𝙚𝙧 Go and check it out please. 💜💜

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