A Cliché Valentine Story (Oneshot)

Shadow The Hedgehog doesn't necessarily understand the concept and reason behind Valentine's Day, and frankly, he doesn't care. But for the past few years, he's spent Valentine's Day with his teammate Rouge The Bat. During this time, he's had to watch chick flicks, eat chocolate, and smell the scent of roses excessively. Even though the white bat celebrates the holiday quite well, Rouge always seems to be missing something: A Valentine.
Shadow has heard about how her friends would get gifts and such from their lovers, so he decides to give in to the clichés of Valentine's Day to please his teammate. But, don't get the wrong idea, the only reason why he's doing this is because no one is good enough for Rouge.
Except the Ultimate Lifeform, of course.

Warning: Contains mild language.
Characters are not mine! Shadow The Hedgehog and Rouge The Bat (And others) belong to Sega.
::Cover Art Not Made By Me, Credit Goes To The Artist::